Reply to: Sir Major warns of split with the EU

[darmstadt]

if that were the case no contractor would ever get renewed. or do you not tell lies?

Well I'm just finishing off my 6th renewal, why should I tell lies?

Although an agent might have misrepresented me once or twice

[darmstadt]

if that were the case no contractor would ever get renewed. or do you not tell lies?

Well I'm just finishing off my 6th renewal, why should I tell lies?

[DodgyAgent]

Not lie? Do what he said he was going to do? Think of the PM as a contractor on a 4 year, rolling contract, if he doesn't do what he said he was going to do then he doesn't get renewed, simple?

if that were the case no contractor would ever get renewed. or do you not tell lies?

[darmstadt]

So what are they supposed to do? particularly in light of the legacy from the last lot.

Not lie? Do what he said he was going to do? Think of the PM as a contractor on a 4 year, rolling contract, if he doesn't do what he said he was going to do then he doesn't get renewed, simple?

[DodgyAgent]

Obviously not in the UK It seems to be coming to the point where this Tory government and it's rather out of touch leaders are going to be seen as possibly the worst Tory government ever, unless they do something (start a war maybe?) it looks like they'll be losing the next election in 174 days...

So what are they supposed to do? particularly in light of the legacy from the last lot.

[darmstadt]

And where exactly is this socialist money tree located?

Obviously not in the UK It seems to be coming to the point where this Tory government and it's rather out of touch leaders are going to be seen as possibly the worst Tory government ever, unless they do something (start a war maybe?) it looks like they'll be losing the next election in 174 days...

[DodgyAgent]

DID YOU KNOW:
The Tories have axed 576 Sure Start Centres even though David Cameron said in his 2010 election campaign that they would be safe under his leadership..

Bankers' Bonuses have risen by 64% in just 1 year even though David Cameron said in his 2010 election campaign that huge banking bonuses would be a thing of the past..

Food Bank usage has grown by 700%+ in just 3 years and over a million working families now live in officially registered poverty even though David Cameron pledged to tackle poverty and reduce it as Labour had done for 6 straight years before him, in his 2010 election campaign..

1 million are now employed on Zero-Hours Contracts and over 1.5 million are now minimum wage workers even though David Cameron pledged to create real jobs with a real living wage in his 2010 election campaign..

The Disabled have suffered real term cuts of 1.7% this year in benefits even though David Cameron VOWED not to allow anything to hurt or degrade the disabled community in his 2010 election campaign..

52,701 small British firms have been declared Insolvent since 2011 even though David Cameron pledged he would help small British business flourish on a more even playing field against the larger foreign corporations in his 2010 election campaign..

Private Rental Homes now costs £9,084 to rent (£1,128 up from Apr 2010) even though David Cameron pledged to get to grips with the out of control private housing sector that preys mostly on the welfare budget in his 2010 election campaign..

Tories have axed 5,601 Nurses since last year alone even though David Cameron pledged that the NHS and its staff would be safe in his hands in his 2010 election campaign...(and now that idiot Hunt tells the NHS to stop using so many temporary staff!)

And where exactly is this socialist money tree located?

[darmstadt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTv7UoK8oJY

DID YOU KNOW:
The Tories have axed 576 Sure Start Centres even though David Cameron said in his 2010 election campaign that they would be safe under his leadership..

Bankers' Bonuses have risen by 64% in just 1 year even though David Cameron said in his 2010 election campaign that huge banking bonuses would be a thing of the past..

Food Bank usage has grown by 700%+ in just 3 years and over a million working families now live in officially registered poverty even though David Cameron pledged to tackle poverty and reduce it as Labour had done for 6 straight years before him, in his 2010 election campaign..

1 million are now employed on Zero-Hours Contracts and over 1.5 million are now minimum wage workers even though David Cameron pledged to create real jobs with a real living wage in his 2010 election campaign..

The Disabled have suffered real term cuts of 1.7% this year in benefits even though David Cameron VOWED not to allow anything to hurt or degrade the disabled community in his 2010 election campaign..

52,701 small British firms have been declared Insolvent since 2011 even though David Cameron pledged he would help small British business flourish on a more even playing field against the larger foreign corporations in his 2010 election campaign..

Private Rental Homes now costs £9,084 to rent (£1,128 up from Apr 2010) even though David Cameron pledged to get to grips with the out of control private housing sector that preys mostly on the welfare budget in his 2010 election campaign..

Tories have axed 5,601 Nurses since last year alone even though David Cameron pledged that the NHS and its staff would be safe in his hands in his 2010 election campaign...(and now that idiot Hunt tells the NHS to stop using so many temporary staff!)

[Flashman]

When exactly were these statements made?

I'm guessing not in the last five years or so!

Something to, perhaps, bear in mind next time you hear the CBI prattle on about the 'dangers' of leaving the EU.

[DodgyAgent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTv7UoK8oJY

When exactly were these statements made?

[Flashman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTv7UoK8oJY

[ZARDOZ]

Currying favour...

What's thin, grey, and smells of Curry?

[suityou01]

Did he ever admit having an affair with Edwina Curry?

She certainly did.

[OwlHoot]

Currying favour...

Did he ever admit having an affair with Edwina Curry?

[BrilloPad]

I didn't even realise he had been knighted. What was it for?

Cricket?