Reply to: I have a serious drinking problem.

[EternalOptimist]

I'm under orders to cut down on my drinking. I've cut back by about 50%, by only going out every other day. I must be down to double figure in terms of units now.

my Doctor told me I couldnt drink any more.
'Thanks, I thought you were going to tell me to pack it in !'

boom boom


I'll get me coat

[CaribbeanPirate]

I'm under orders to cut down on my drinking. I've cut back by about 50%, by only going out every other day. I must be down to double figure in terms of units now.

[Andyw]

sooooooooo funny !



Buddha

[Ardesco]

You can buy Buda's from china on the roadside that match that description...

[sasguru]

Nothing ! my body is a shrine

Your body is an obese, corpulent, flatulent lump of greenish-tinged poo. And thats on a good day.

[Ardesco]

I think about 5 units a week, my wife thinks 14

[CaribbeanPirate]

you got me thinking...
How much does everyone drink...

I have at least one night a week binging(?) on liquor... and probably have a pint or glass of wine the other nights... just one usually.
Whats eveyone elses weekly intake?

A PINT OF WINE!!!!!!! Those were the days. Bit too old for that these days.

[Andyw]

you got me thinking...
How much does everyone drink...

I have at least one night a week binging(?) on liquor... and probably have a pint or glass of wine the other nights... just one usually.
Whats eveyone elses weekly intake?

Nothing ! my body is a shrine

[kramer]

you got me thinking...
How much does everyone drink...

I have at least one night a week binging(?) on liquor... and probably have a pint or glass of wine the other nights... just one usually.
Whats eveyone elses weekly intake?

[CaribbeanPirate]

Are you sure you don't have the start of Parkinsons disease?

WOT, that bloke on the telly that got in a fight with Emu?

[Troll]

I need a holiday!

Just been talking to the office and I was going on about some stuff due tomorrow. We were talking for about 15 mins, then the cabin boy goes: "Hang on Capt, what day do you think it is?" I've spent the whole morning thinking it's Wednesday!

And, now I've just spilt coffee on a report so I've got to print that off again.

Are you sure you don't have the start of Parkinsons disease?

[Andyw]

Damm shame !

[CaribbeanPirate]

I need a holiday!

Just been talking to the office and I was going on about some stuff due tomorrow. We were talking for about 15 mins, then the cabin boy goes: "Hang on Capt, what day do you think it is?" I've spent the whole morning thinking it's Wednesday!

And, now I've just spilt coffee on a report so I've got to print that off again.

[Paddy]

I have spilt coffee on myself three times so far this morning. It’s only Tuesday, at this rate I’ll have to change my clothes before the week is out.

It could be withdrawal because I didn't go out last night.

Spilt coffee on mine too. Had to pop to Tesco’s’ to get a contractor's throw-away shirt.

[CaribbeanPirate]