The Zombie Apocalypse is starting.

[CheeseSlice]

I wonder if she wasn't actually dead yet but the family was a bit too keen.

Like in this Monty Python Holy Grail scene:

[EternalOptimist]

what about those electric chest pad thingies ? the ones where they shout 'CLAER' before zapping 20kv through your chest ?

I mean, thats got to hurt, right ? imagine waking up in hossie with all yer chest hairs singed off, and yer nose glowing like a belisha beacon. might be better off staying dead, i reckon

[barrydidit]

Better to shoot people before they turn into zombies. Just to make sure.

Prevention is better than cure.

[Doggy Styles]

Shooting the mother****ers in the head stops them digging their way back out again.



<ZG in "attack is the best form of defence" mode>

Better to shoot people before they turn into zombies. Just to make sure.

[VectraMan]

Is this related to George Osbourne scrapping the "Death Tax", thus providing more of an incentive to come back from the grave?

[Old Greg]

if person = "suffering from retrospective ligislation"
then
label:tax_avoiding_scum
terminate
end

Unfortunately my sympathy circuits are struggling to GAS.

[BrilloPad]

I have done a few contracts which have involved developing protocols for diagnosing death. It is done remarkably badly outside on intensive care units.

if person = "suffering from retrospective ligislation"
then
label:tax_avoiding_scum
terminate
end

[MyUserName]

I have done a few contracts which have involved developing protocols for diagnosing death. It is done remarkably badly outside on intensive care units.

Was it done better outside of the intensive care units before you did work for them?

[Old Greg]

Went to see some friends in Great Yarmouth over the weekend, and nearby in Hemsby is a totally derelict Pontins Holiday camp that the Council refused permission for redevelopment, so Pontins just left it to ruin.

Would be a great location for a zombie apocalypse paintball type game. :-)

Like Chernobyl.

You could just stay in Great Yarmouth for a similar environment.

[Scrag Meister]

Went to see some friends in Great Yarmouth over the weekend, and nearby in Hemsby is a totally derelict Pontins Holiday camp that the Council refused permission for redevelopment, so Pontins just left it to ruin.

Would be a great location for a zombie apocalypse paintball type game. :-)

Like Chernobyl.

[Old Greg]

Either that or take off & nuke the site from orbit.

Mutant zombies don't sound good for house prices.

[Old Greg]

Shooting the mother****ers in the head stops them digging their way back out again.



<ZG in "attack is the best form of defence" mode>

It depends how the infection is spread. Flamethrower is ultimately the best solution.

[Old Greg]

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/cancer-vic...1.html#oI406TI

Be afraid! Be very afraid!

And shoot the mother****ers in the head.



You know it makes sense.

I have done a few contracts which have involved developing protocols for diagnosing death. It is done remarkably badly outside on intensive care units.

[zeitghost]

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/cancer-vic...1.html#oI406TI

Be afraid! Be very afraid!

And shoot the mother****ers in the head.



You know it makes sense.