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oraclesmith replied

8 September 2006, 21:02
Originally posted by Phoenix

I would think the correct answer is a....judging by your taste in suits

Quite right. I gave up buying expensive suits when I realised that the more I pay for them the quicker the trousers went through !
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roger rabbit replied

8 September 2006, 20:28
I have a cleaner - she is Latvian, big tits, not bad, but a bit dim. She speaks russian which is why the wife wanted her, rather than a jock
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Phoenix replied

8 September 2006, 19:50
Originally posted by oraclesmith

Mrs Oraclesmith is cleaning the house at this very moment... Hasn't been done for a while though. We both work (her more than me at the moment!) so we generally leave it for a while before having a blitz. Mind you we have to continually tidy up after our small son. We keep meaning to get a cleaner but (a) we are too tight to pay for something we can do oursleves and (b) we don't trust 'em in the house !

I would think the correct answer is a....judging by your taste in suits
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mcquiggd replied

8 September 2006, 18:20
Don't worry, you'll soon be able to take your pick from law abiding, honest, romanian gypsies.
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oraclesmith replied

8 September 2006, 17:53
Mrs Oraclesmith is cleaning the house at this very moment... Hasn't been done for a while though. We both work (her more than me at the moment!) so we generally leave it for a while before having a blitz. Mind you we have to continually tidy up after our small son. We keep meaning to get a cleaner but (a) we are too tight to pay for something we can do oursleves and (b) we don't trust 'em in the house !
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Mr Crosby replied

8 September 2006, 17:42
Originally posted by CaribbeanPirate

Does he go up hill?

Not near me he doesn't.
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CaribbeanPirate replied

8 September 2006, 17:42
Originally posted by Mr Crosby

I have a gardener

Does he go up hill?
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Mr Crosby replied

8 September 2006, 17:40
I have a gardener
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lukemg replied

8 September 2006, 13:58
Ah, the old 'marriage is great she washes up' defence. Really convincing and you meet so many happily married people I find.
I have uses for a woman but a bit of washing and ironing takes a trivial amount of time, collect like colours, place in machine, remove and hang up iron while watching telly - 2 hours a month I reckon, mostly while watching telly anyway !
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Jabberwocky replied

8 September 2006, 13:31
Originally posted by Emperor Dalek

She's not been too keen since I tried to kill her.

Tried ? I always kill those that stand in my way. Have you thought of a chainsaw attachment to your weapon's system.
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CaribbeanPirate replied

8 September 2006, 13:25
Originally posted by Flubster

Haven't lifted an iron or stirred a saucepan in 8 years...and I'm sure Mrs Flubster wouldn't want it any other way.

Doing the ironing I don't find too bad. I can watch telly at the same time and not feel so guilty that I should be working. However, getting the washing done in the first place !!!!!! I must get a washing machine now that I've decided to keep this place on.
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Emperor Dalek replied

8 September 2006, 13:21
Originally posted by wendigo100

Does she do inside?

She's not been too keen since I tried to kill her.
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wendigo100 replied

8 September 2006, 13:14
Originally posted by Emperor Dalek

My golden dome and then a quick flick around my plunger with a feather duster.

Does she do inside?
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supremepods replied

8 September 2006, 13:12
Originally posted by Flubster

Why have a dog and bark yourself. Surely, now there are no tax benefits to marriage, the domestic help agreement is the only thing worth the paper it's written on. Haven't lifted an iron or stirred a saucepan in 8 years...and I'm sure Mrs Flubster wouldn't want it any other way.

Are you sure she wouldn't like it "another way"
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Flubster replied

8 September 2006, 13:06
Why have a dog and bark yourself. Surely, now there are no tax benefits to marriage, the domestic help agreement is the only thing worth the paper it's written on. Haven't lifted an iron or stirred a saucepan in 8 years...and I'm sure Mrs Flubster wouldn't want it any other way.
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