Reply to: I was the victim of a racial attack last night

[Old Greg]

Open-crotch lederhosen.................allegedly.
Looks like the last turkey on the shelf!

That could just be his prolapse.

[Dactylion]

Open-crotch lederhosen.................allegedly.
Looks like the last turkeysparrow on the shelf!

FTFY

[Old Greg]

Thursdays. She has to squeeze in me, MF and the rugby club. So a quiet night.

I hope you're not after MF.

[BrilloPad]

Is Mrs suity with you on Wednesdays now?

Thursdays. She has to squeeze in me, MF and the rugby club. So a quiet night.

[shaunbhoy]

Is he wearing anything underneath?

Open-crotch lederhosen.................allegedly.
Looks like the last turkey on the shelf!

[BrilloPad]

Is he wearing anything underneath?

Is he Scottish?

[Old Greg]

I thought it was because he was in the bar without his sister.

Is Mrs suity with you on Wednesdays now?

[Old Greg]

Good point. Lose the Smock suity, you know it makes sense.

HTH

Is he wearing anything underneath?

[BrilloPad]

Good point. Lose the Smock suity, you know it makes sense.

HTH

I thought it was because he was in the bar without his sister.

[shaunbhoy]

Ah, but they can tell by looking at Suity that he's English

Good point. Lose the Smock suity, you know it makes sense.

HTH

[darmstadt]

Dear Beer,
we had a deal, you were to make me funnier, sexier, smarter and more intelligent. I've seen the video, we need to talk.

SY01

[Dactylion]

That's basically it. I guess what is hard to convey was the sniffy attitude, being ignored for long spells despite desperately and strongly trying to get her attention.

Suity you poor barsteward! Of all the drivel you post I think you have just summed it up succinctly.

[Old Greg]

And you would know, what with walking like John Wayne now When I was working in Bonn my hotel was at the start of the Altstadt so I spent many a jolly night there and got to know quite a few of the boozers and eateries (in fact many people don't even realise that there is an Altstadt in Bonn.) Its a shame that Flowers shut down as that was a rather good pub (apart from midnight when all the gay chappies came in, danced for 30 minutes and then buggered off to the Havana Club!)

So to summarise: if suity sticks to water sports night, nobody will give him grief over the smell.

[TykeMerc]

Oh, odds are the "attack" wasn't racially motivated, chances are the person in the bar spotted she was dealing with a complete fvucknvt so behaved in accordance with that.

[darmstadt]

That's all gay clubs down there.

And you would know, what with walking like John Wayne now When I was working in Bonn my hotel was at the start of the Altstadt so I spent many a jolly night there and got to know quite a few of the boozers and eateries (in fact many people don't even realise that there is an Altstadt in Bonn.) Its a shame that Flowers shut down as that was a rather good pub (apart from midnight when all the gay chappies came in, danced for 30 minutes and then buggered off to the Havana Club!)