Have you ever done a wee in two directions ?

[BrilloPad]

sorry ladies. this is one for the blokes

Have you ever peed into the bog, and got the wall at the same time ?


I'm thinking of learning how to hold a flute

How drunk were you?

[zoco]

Several times I've done a Y-shaped Pee, two very distinct streams, never both in the bowl, usually one there or there abouts, the other either on the wall/floor, or down the leg.

Must be a bit of congealed spunk in the old foreskin creating a clack-valve effect, the pressure flipping one to t'other depending on gravity or some other mystical force.

Strangely, pulling foreskin back doesn't help, just gets me in an amorous mode and yet another night in the spare room....

Yuk.

Get yourself circumcised you dirty sod.

We're all done in my family - it's a tradition. I've certainly never peed in 2 directions either.

[suityou01]

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[stek]

sorry ladies. this is one for the blokes

Have you ever peed into the bog, and got the wall at the same time ?


I'm thinking of learning how to hold a flute

Several times I've done a Y-shaped Pee, two very distinct streams, never both in the bowl, usually one there or there abouts, the other either on the wall/floor, or down the leg.

Must be a bit of congealed spunk in the old foreskin creating a clack-valve effect, the pressure flipping one to t'other depending on gravity or some other mystical force.

Strangely, pulling foreskin back doesn't help, just gets me in an amorous mode and yet another night in the spare room....

[EternalOptimist]

sorry ladies. this is one for the blokes

Have you ever peed into the bog, and got the wall at the same time ?


I'm thinking of learning how to hold a flute