You do better in life if you have a positive mental attitude.

ok, so some looney Brit cut the 'ead off a yank with a blunt knife and tweeted it around the world

but. be positive.
There are 250 million Americans who HAVN'T had their head cut off by looney Brits this week.

Bobble eye Brown is not in charge of the economy.
Thatchers dead (for balance)

Agents are not immune to ebola

when you think about it, its not such a bad old world after all