The Oxford English Dictionary have annoinced a couple of new definitions for common words

Imminent
/ˈɪmɪnənt/


adjective

old usage - Close , near, fast approching

new usage - Far in the future, more chance of nailing a jelly to the ceiling


WWIII

abrv (world war 3)


old usage - A global conflict involving most or all of the superpowers

new usage - a local border dispute between a bloke in a furry hat and a bloke on a horse