How long do Duracell last?

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KentPhilip replied

25 July 2014, 08:55
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Surgeons Discover 10-Year-Old Sex Toy Inside Woman's Vagina

Do you get a buzz out of reading about this sort of thing?

buzzzzzzz..
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darmstadt replied

25 July 2014, 05:34
'Until the fat lady stops writhing.'
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tractor replied

24 July 2014, 22:36
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Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Oh, I like the DM's take on it

Sex toy discovered in woman's vagina had been there for 10 YEARS | Mail Online

"A review of similar cases uncovered a report of a woman who'd had a foreign object lodged in her vagina for 35 years."

Now, where are my car keys again?

Reminds me of the ol farmers joke "Anyone seen my tractor" Ooops!
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mudskipper replied

24 July 2014, 20:48
Oh, I like the DM's take on it

Sex toy discovered in woman's vagina had been there for 10 YEARS | Mail Online

"A review of similar cases uncovered a report of a woman who'd had a foreign object lodged in her vagina for 35 years."

Now, where are my car keys again?
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barrydidit replied

24 July 2014, 18:18
According to the Journal of Sexual Medicine, she can now claim the dubious honor of having held a sex toy in her vagina for a longer time than anybody else in the world.

The Journal of Sexual Medicine have obviously never heard of NLyUK or AndyW's mum.
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Platypus replied

24 July 2014, 18:10
Nicely phrased, MS, pure class
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mudskipper started a topic How long do Duracell last?

24 July 2014, 17:28
How long do Duracell last?

Surgeons Discover 10-Year-Old Sex Toy Inside Woman's Vagina

You'd have hoped someone would have had a root about up there at some point in 10 years.
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