Originally posted by realityhack
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Previously on "What's happening dudes?"
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Well that was nice. Bumped into some old friends and had chateaubriand & cocktails.
Porn? Classy. I'll be off out again then, don't wait up.
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I hope this party is better than suity's last one. Stripper idea was good - but getting NLYUK to do it was bad.
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Originally posted by Dactylion View PostMmmmmmmmm leftover Nargis Kebab........ any mint sauce? Chilli sauce.... bung some on and chuck 'em over.
<TV Playing Suity's DVD:
Uuuuuummph....
Slurp....
Ahhhhh.....
Ahhhhh.....
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...........>
Oh No!!! "Not Suity does Village People - AGAIN"?
Haven't you got any with Girls?
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThere's some leftovers on the coffee table that are still relatively fresh.
<pops on 90'' plasma>
Now, you like pron? Check this out. <volume up to 100><click>
<TV Playing Suity's DVD:
Uuuuuummph....
Slurp....
Ahhhhh.....
Ahhhhh.....
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...........>
Oh No!!! "Not Suity does Village People - AGAIN"?
Haven't you got any with Girls?
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Originally posted by Dactylion View Post<Pours large snifter of Brandy>
Cheers to Doodab!!!!
<Gulps Brandy - dabs corner of eye>
<Pours another large snifter of Brandy>
Now then lets get this party started
- Where is Suity's Pron stash?
- Who is sorting out the music??
- Has anyone got any nibbles... a few Kebabs would go down a treat....
Oi!! Suity have you got any of your Rotting Nobs/Nargis Kebabs???
<pops on 90'' plasma>
Now, you like pron? Check this out. <volume up to 100><click>
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<Pours large snifter of Brandy>
Cheers to Doodab!!!!
<Gulps Brandy - dabs corner of eye>
<Pours another large snifter of Brandy>
Now then lets get this party started
- Where is Suity's Pron stash?
- Who is sorting out the music??
- Has anyone got any nibbles... a few Kebabs would go down a treat....
Oi!! Suity have you got any of your Rotting Nobs/Nargis Kebabs???
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostBailey's.
Right, I'm off out to get some food. I may be back.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Post<riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip>
Right, let's put on some music, OG's passed out.
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostCan someone put Cojak's clothes back on please?
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostFor now. Off to Maastricht on Sunday for a few days billing.
How long have you been post op?
Can someone put Cojak's clothes back on please?
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