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greenlake replied

10 July 2014, 18:12
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

Well that was nice. Bumped into some old friends and had chateaubriand & cocktails.

Mmmm....chateaubriand cocktails....
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BrilloPad replied

10 July 2014, 18:05
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

Well that was nice. Bumped into some old friends and had chateaubriand & cocktails.

Porn? Classy. I'll be off out again then, don't wait up.

Could you take MF with you?
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realityhack replied

10 July 2014, 18:03
Well that was nice. Bumped into some old friends and had chateaubriand & cocktails.

Porn? Classy. I'll be off out again then, don't wait up.
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Dactylion replied

10 July 2014, 17:52
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

In the current climate it may be better to specify 'women'.

Good point well made.
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BrilloPad replied

10 July 2014, 17:50
I hope this party is better than suity's last one. Stripper idea was good - but getting NLYUK to do it was bad.
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Old Greg replied

10 July 2014, 17:47
Originally posted by Dactylion View Post

Mmmmmmmmm leftover Nargis Kebab........ any mint sauce? Chilli sauce.... bung some on and chuck 'em over.

<TV Playing Suity's DVD:
Uuuuuummph....
Slurp....
Ahhhhh.....
Ahhhhh.....
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...........>

Oh No!!! "Not Suity does Village People - AGAIN"?
Haven't you got any with Girls?

In the current climate it may be better to specify 'women'.
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Dactylion replied

10 July 2014, 16:23
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

There's some leftovers on the coffee table that are still relatively fresh.

<pops on 90'' plasma>

Now, you like pron? Check this out. <volume up to 100><click>

Mmmmmmmmm leftover Nargis Kebab........ any mint sauce? Chilli sauce.... bung some on and chuck 'em over.

<TV Playing Suity's DVD:
Uuuuuummph....
Slurp....
Ahhhhh.....
Ahhhhh.....
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...........>

Oh No!!! "Not Suity does Village People - AGAIN"?
Haven't you got any with Girls?
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suityou01 replied

10 July 2014, 16:15
Originally posted by Dactylion View Post

<Pours large snifter of Brandy>

Cheers to Doodab!!!!

<Gulps Brandy - dabs corner of eye>

<Pours another large snifter of Brandy>
Now then lets get this party started
- Where is Suity's Pron stash?
- Who is sorting out the music??
- Has anyone got any nibbles... a few Kebabs would go down a treat....

Oi!! Suity have you got any of your Rotting Nobs/Nargis Kebabs???

There's some leftovers on the coffee table that are still relatively fresh.

<pops on 90'' plasma>

Now, you like pron? Check this out. <volume up to 100><click>
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Dactylion replied

10 July 2014, 16:13
<Pours large snifter of Brandy>

Cheers to Doodab!!!!

<Gulps Brandy - dabs corner of eye>

<Pours another large snifter of Brandy>
Now then lets get this party started
- Where is Suity's Pron stash?
- Who is sorting out the music??
- Has anyone got any nibbles... a few Kebabs would go down a treat....

Oi!! Suity have you got any of your Rotting Nobs/Nargis Kebabs???
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realityhack replied

10 July 2014, 15:53
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Bailey's.

You're awake, excellent.

Right, I'm off out to get some food. I may be back.
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Old Greg replied

10 July 2014, 15:50
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Old Greg on the babycham as per. Pour us a large scotch RH.

To Doodab.

Cigar?

Bailey's.
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realityhack replied

10 July 2014, 15:46
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

<riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip>

Can someone open the windows please?

Right, let's put on some music, OG's passed out.
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suityou01 replied

10 July 2014, 15:45
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

No suity, they won't fit you.

<squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze>

Ha! See. Look!!

<minces>

<riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip>
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mudskipper replied

10 July 2014, 15:40
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

Can someone put Cojak's clothes back on please?

No suity, they won't fit you.
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realityhack replied

10 July 2014, 15:36
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

For now. Off to Maastricht on Sunday for a few days billing.

How long have you been post op?

Oh the camel toe? I'm doing the Lion Walk. You should try it sometime.

Can someone put Cojak's clothes back on please?
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