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Previously on "Need to get a drink and snacks from the complimentary bar"

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  • Taita
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    Originally posted by socialworker View Post
    Eight months on here and I'm obviously still so naive ..... still for you risk taking entrepreneurs Im sure the risk of getting caught is trifling and worth it for a couple of quid.
    One don't you go one better and set up an expense claim for a totally ficticious purchase or event (for a bit more than the price of a Coke and some peanuts)? Trifling risk and you make a couple of score for nothing!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by socialworker View Post
    Eight months on here and I'm obviously still so naive ..... still for you risk taking entrepreneurs Im sure the risk of getting caught is trifling and worth it for a couple of quid.
    I think you have it about right......

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  • socialworker
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    He could create a fake invoice for the free stuff...
    Eight months on here and I'm obviously still so naive ..... still for you risk taking entrepreneurs Im sure the risk of getting caught is trifling and worth it for a couple of quid.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Post 4. Unfortunately google didn't cache the original post. However, no matter what it said, I don't think it's any excuse for MF to be seen naked in public.
    Parents could tell their children "thats what will happen if you are naughty".

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by socialworker View Post
    If you pay for stuff surely it isnt complimentary?? Or am I missing something here?
    Post 4. Unfortunately google didn't cache the original post. However, no matter what it said, I don't think it's any excuse for MF to be seen naked in public.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by socialworker View Post
    If you pay for stuff surely it isnt complimentary?? Or am I missing something here?
    He could create a fake invoice for the free stuff...

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  • socialworker
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Can I expense these as part of my subsistence allowance?
    If you pay for stuff surely it isnt complimentary?? Or am I missing something here?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Are you sure you're cut out to be a CUKker?
    Remind me of the minimum entry standard again?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Oops and its in the wrong forum.
    Are you sure you're cut out to be a CUKker?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Good thinking.

    Why are you telling me to go naked???
    Its part of my fantasy. Usually I just suggest it by PM though.....

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Edit the OP and change it to something about submitting fake receipts for complimentary stuff.....
    Good thinking.

    Why are you telling me to go naked???

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  • evilagent
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    For optimum comic effect, forget your keypass as you leave the room, and wait for door to slam shut behind you.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Oops and its in the wrong forum.
    Edit the OP and change it to something about submitting fake receipts for complimentary stuff.....

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  • MarillionFan
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    Oops and its in the wrong forum.

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  • BrilloPad
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    go naked. on the way back use 2 m&ms and a twiglet to hide your genitals.

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