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Previously on "Need to get a drink and snacks from the complimentary bar"
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One don't you go one better and set up an expense claim for a totally ficticious purchase or event (for a bit more than the price of a Coke and some peanuts)? Trifling risk and you make a couple of score for nothing!
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Eight months on here and I'm obviously still so naive ..... still for you risk taking entrepreneurs Im sure the risk of getting caught is trifling and worth it for a couple of quid.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHe could create a fake invoice for the free stuff...
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Parents could tell their children "thats what will happen if you are naughty".Originally posted by mudskipper View PostPost 4. Unfortunately google didn't cache the original post. However, no matter what it said, I don't think it's any excuse for MF to be seen naked in public.
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Post 4. Unfortunately google didn't cache the original post. However, no matter what it said, I don't think it's any excuse for MF to be seen naked in public.Originally posted by socialworker View PostIf you pay for stuff surely it isnt complimentary?? Or am I missing something here?
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If you pay for stuff surely it isnt complimentary?? Or am I missing something here?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostCan I expense these as part of my subsistence allowance?
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Are you sure you're cut out to be a CUKker?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOops and its in the wrong forum.
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Good thinking.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostEdit the OP and change it to something about submitting fake receipts for complimentary stuff.....
Why are you telling me to go naked???
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For optimum comic effect, forget your keypass as you leave the room, and wait for door to slam shut behind you.
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go naked. on the way back use 2 m&ms and a twiglet to hide your genitals.
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