Anyone needs any crystal reports that need doing?

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To BI or not to BI? replied

6 January 2007, 12:49
Originally posted by Buffoon

Did a SQL Server Reporting Services thingy a while ago. Come to think of it I actually need to write some more.

I can do that too
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Sockpuppet replied

6 January 2007, 12:46
Originally posted by MarillionFan

Socky. I heard you're an ugly fecker and even Quasimodo pulls when the pair of you go out.

So thats a no then?
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MarillionFan replied

6 January 2007, 12:43
Socky. I heard you're an ugly fecker and even Quasimodo pulls when the pair of you go out.
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Buffoon replied

6 January 2007, 12:42
I wouldn’t pay me a single poppadom to do crystal reports because I’ve never touched it in my life!

Did a SQL Server Reporting Services thingy a while ago. Come to think of it I actually need to write some more.

It’s days like today when I’m doing my chores such as making sure static data is up-to-date, etc. that I feel like outsourcing some work.
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Sockpuppet replied

6 January 2007, 12:39
Originally posted by MarillionFan

I tell you Buff. If I can some one for £4.75 to do it for me, I might try and outsource some. I'll be making £2.25 on top of that of course!!!

Maybe these boys would like to get some Crystal Certificates. I can provide that for a fee of course and then all you have to do is compete against me in the market place.

I charge £400 per day, perhaps you could undercut me. Someone did it a while back for £150 per day!!!!

The client fired him after one morning.

I'll do it. Charge £500 get loads of contracts and get fired from them all. You then look good by comparison
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MarillionFan replied

6 January 2007, 12:32
I tell you Buff. If I can some one for £4.75 to do it for me, I might try and outsource some. I'll be making £2.25 on top of that of course!!!

Maybe these boys would like to get some Crystal Certificates. I can provide that for a fee of course and then all you have to do is compete against me in the market place.

I charge £400 per day, perhaps you could undercut me. Someone did it a while back for £150 per day!!!!

The client fired him after one morning.
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Buffoon replied

6 January 2007, 12:24
Dear Most esteemed Fan of Marillions

We do Crystal Reports for you.

Plenty cheapness.

Bob Shawadiwadi
Bangalore
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MarillionFan replied

6 January 2007, 12:10
How much experience do you have?

You have to bear in mind though. I train developers in Crystal Reports to Advanced level.
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To BI or not to BI? replied

6 January 2007, 12:08
Originally posted by MarillionFan

How much then?

I gold nugget per report!

Seriously, if you are interested pm us with more details and see who can give the best offer
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MarillionFan replied

6 January 2007, 11:57
How much then?
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To BI or not to BI? replied

6 January 2007, 11:46
Originally posted by MarillionFan

How much an hour?

I have loads and loads to write.

I reckon I could do it for less
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MarillionFan replied

6 January 2007, 11:44
How much an hour?

I have loads and loads to write.
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iib900316a replied

6 January 2007, 11:27
well?

Is there anyone out there that i could write some crystal reports for?
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iib900316a started a topic Anyone needs any crystal reports that need doing?

25 July 2006, 19:49
Anyone needs any crystal reports that need doing?

Hi everyone,

If anyone requires any Crystal reports that need writing, it is something I can do for you.

Please feel free to drop me an email.

Thanks All.
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