This bloke can walk the walk, and might be interested....
http://www.rosskemp.co.uk
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Originally posted by hyperDVery kind of you sir!
NewbieContractor, I guess I deserved that venomous onslaught... the virtual sackcloth and ashes...
I feel the presence of the beer demons disturbingly close after an afternoon of sunning it in my "office" so I will keep this my last post until sober again tomorrow.
I was visited by the beer demons last night, following a "just popping out for a quick one" to the missus... i didnt however go posting!
I am now being visited by the hangover demons
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Originally posted by EternalOptimistedited because hyperd edited his
NewbieContractor, I guess I deserved that venomous onslaught... the virtual sackcloth and ashes...
I feel the presence of the beer demons disturbingly close after an afternoon of sunning it in my "office" so I will keep this my last post until sober again tomorrow.
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Get a great "High Profile Company" on your CV is code for
Feck I'm under pressure to fill this crappy position
Bit like an old night time TV Show (The Word) "Hi, I'm an agent, I'll do anything to fill this role"
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That agent is obviously Syed fresh from being fired on the apprentice.
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I'd do it if I could get SAS on my CV and if they stuped up some expenses - but then it wouldn't have been 400 euros per day
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The rate was 300-400 Euros a day, and it was in Brussels. Major piss-take if you ask me, hence all the abuse!!
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What was the rate. I'm sat at home and would like to add sas to my CV. I have the learning edition and have been through the basic tutorial which shows you how to construct queries in a very access type way. Not done any of the macro stuff yet though - I'm going to try to get a book on that.
Have got tons of Excel VBA though!
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Originally posted by hyperDEdited because the wine demons had got to me last night.
Why oh why oh why do I keep doing this?!?!?!
Feck's sake, and on the business forum as well... oh the humiliation...
bye
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edited because hyperd edited hisLast edited by EternalOptimist; 9 June 2006, 11:10.
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Originally posted by DaveBI'm at home, beig paid for this and my girlfriend is fiddling with my willie for me
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And not the brightest tool in the box, giving us his name and the company he works for.
What's the name of your company DA?
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent
Give him his due, he is not taking you lot lying down.
Maybe we shouldnt have done this in this thread, but it was fun.
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Originally posted by Dan PrinceAnd you wonder why most of you are sitting on your arses at home watching Trisha !?
Give him his due, he is not taking you lot lying down.
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