Need a job?

[BoredBloke]

Imagine how big Gordys cut would be if it were a permie role with a company ferarri

[Phoenix]

Lord Lucan: Ur Sick.

New Boy: email me on the specified email address
Swamp: INFORMATION AND COMMUNICATIONS TECHNOLOGY

And there was me thinking it was something to do with Computers!

[Town&CityConsulting]

Lord Lucan: Ur Sick.

New Boy: email me on the specified email address
Swamp: INFORMATION AND COMMUNICATIONS TECHNOLOGY

[swamp]

my client requires An experienced and innovative ICT specialist with the technical and personal skills needed to manage, maintain and deliver a reliable and secure ICT network to staff and pupils, meeting both the school's academic and administrative needs.

The successful applicant will:
• Have at least three years experience preferably gained within a school environment.
• Be a Microsoft Certified Practitioner
• Have experience of Windows 2003 server and Exchange 2003 and XP professional clients
• Have knowledge of backup systems and anti-virus protection
• Carry out hardware maintenance including printers and projectors

The post is full time (37.5 hours per week) and the salary range will be according to experience. The successful candidate will have good interpersonal and communication skills with excellent organisational skills.

Applicants must be willing to undergo child protection screening, including checks with past employers and the Criminal Records Bureau.

Post CV or for more Information: Apply@townandcity.co.uk

(By the way, no real need to spam that address as just temp for this job )

What's ICT?

[etherit]

Think more like 27K and no car.

But think of the perks, 13 weeks hols, finish at 3.30+1 hour computer club (aka coding sweatshop, they're cheap and gullible) plus all the red pens you can handle.

Come to think of it I match this one even down to the IWBs and projectors. Scary... it's not up north by any chance?

[Defamator]

Ohh............. GOD........... will you lot grow up and smell the roses !
FFS - of course it's not paying 90K a year/ probably more like 45K and a Fiat blady............ PUNTO............

For christ sake.............


AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA..............

[NewBoy]

Got anything going on the Retail Consultancy side?

I feel that unfortunatly, other than the fact I could at a push be pursuaded to work 37.5 hours per week, I'm not a particularly good fit for this role...

[lORD lUCAN]

Hell.. if its paying 90k p/a and a company Ferrari then i'll take the job myself!

Ah, but will you pass the kiddie fiddler test ! LOL.

[Town&CityConsulting]

Harsh but fair.

Might be paying 90k a year and a company Ferrari though.

If its paying 90k a year and a company Ferrari, I'm your man

Hell.. if its paying 90k p/a and a company Ferrari then i'll take the job myself!

[lORD lUCAN]

you could have advertised on JobServe ! I've just wasted 30 secs of my time reading your ad and it's a crap role........

PLUS

13 secs writing this response.............

Harsh but fair.

Might be paying 90k a year and a company Ferrari though.

If its paying 90k a year and a company Ferrari, I'm your man

[Defamator]

you could have advertised on JobServe ! I've just wasted 30 secs of my time reading your ad and it's a crap role........

PLUS

13 secs writing this response.............

[NewbieContractor]

[Town&CityConsulting]

my client requires An experienced and innovative ICT specialist with the technical and personal skills needed to manage, maintain and deliver a reliable and secure ICT network to staff and pupils, meeting both the school's academic and administrative needs.

The successful applicant will:
• Have at least three years experience preferably gained within a school environment.
• Be a Microsoft Certified Practitioner
• Have experience of Windows 2003 server and Exchange 2003 and XP professional clients
• Have knowledge of backup systems and anti-virus protection
• Carry out hardware maintenance including printers and projectors

The post is full time (37.5 hours per week) and the salary range will be according to experience. The successful candidate will have good interpersonal and communication skills with excellent organisational skills.

Applicants must be willing to undergo child protection screening, including checks with past employers and the Criminal Records Bureau.

Post CV or for more Information: Apply@townandcity.co.uk

(By the way, no real need to spam that address as just temp for this job )