Vicky Pollard Knacker of a Dipstick

[Chessplayer]

Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected tulip-house, you’re clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow’s
are lousy coz of you.
You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here... wear this polythene bag.

You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale... Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality
I hate both of them.

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death at a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked and spat our smartie,
you’re no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptive’s face.
Speaking as an outsider,
what do you think of the human race

You went to a progressive psychiatrist.
He recommended suicide...
before scratching your bad name off his list,
and pointing the way outside.

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown,
better pull yourself apart.

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes are platitudes,
just make me wanna piss.

What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you,
but I can...
TWAT.

[Denny]

Just spoken to another YTS girlie ASBO dodging retard

LOL!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I get the distinct impression that you don't appreciate the 'added value' recruiters give contractors.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Chessplayer are we ... now thats interesting.

Brain-storming habit-forming battle-warning weary
winsome actor spewing spineless chilling lines ---
the critics falling over to tell themselves Alfs boring
and really not an awful lot of fun.

Well who the hell can he be when he's never had V.D.,
and he doesn't even sit on toilet seats?

Court-jesting, never-resting --- he must be very cunning
to assume an air of dignity
and bless us all with his oratory prowess,
his lame-brained antics and his jumping in the air.

And every night his act's the same
and so it must be all a game of chess he's playing ---

`But you're wrong, Chessplayer : you see, it's only solitaire.''

[Chessplayer]

Just spoken to another YTS girlie ASBO dodging retard with the very lowest of foreheads - I'd very much like to know wheather or whether anyone here actually just ever loses their patience with these Vicky Pollard Knacker of a Dipsticks and simply starts to insult them, a grand waste of everyone's time and ugly for the continued success of human relations but probably quite unavoidable, so folks....any blazing slanging matches (1 sided of course) with the Creatures from the Brown Lagoon?