New Business

[DodgyAgent]

Dodgy, Peter here.

I like it.

I like the way you presented.

I get the concept - I think there is a market for this.

I like the fact that you wore a suit - OK, it's a 70's polyester affair, but still, you made an effort.

The thing I don't like, is your valuation.

But I'd still like to make you an offer.

70% of your business + 50% of any future lottery winnings (including scratch cards) + your first born child + an hour with your Mrs every Wednesday.

Let me make it clear, this is non-negotiable and you have 3 seconds to make your mind up.

make it 2 hours every wednesda and saturday plus all my children and you have a deal.

[DodgyAgent]

OK

I'm prepared to negotiate and offer you 99% of the equity in return for £100,000,000

on the basis that 1% of a "fool and his money easily parted" is better than 100% of Feck all

[Clippy]

Dodgy, Peter here.

I like it.

I like the way you presented.

I get the concept - I think there is a market for this.

I like the fact that you wore a suit - OK, it's a 70's polyester affair, but still, you made an effort.

The thing I don't like, is your valuation.

But I'd still like to make you an offer.

70% of your business + 50% of any future lottery winnings (including scratch cards) + your first born child + an hour with your Mrs every Wednesday.

Let me make it clear, this is non-negotiable and you have 3 seconds to make your mind up.

[alreadypacked]

and I'm out too

[Rymez2K]

According to the font of all knowledge on matters concerning contractors, the great and good Denny , agencies are making a killing out of charging contractors for sending them for interviews.

Well I have just set up a franchise (pan european of course ) wherby for £50 you guys can go wherever you want in the EU for an interview (half hour only as there is only so much my guys can take )

Not only that, but you can talk about whatever you like and we promise not to fall asleep or call the police .

You may not get a job out of it, but no one can accuse you of being of no interest to anyone else

This time next year Terry

Im out.
Duncan Bannatyne

[TheFaQQer]

According to the font of all knowledge on matters concerning contractors, the great and good Denny , agencies are making a killing out of charging contractors for sending them for interviews.

Well I have just set up a franchise (pan european of course ) wherby for £50 you guys can go wherever you want in the EU for an interview (half hour only as there is only so much my guys can take )

Not only that, but you can talk about whatever you like and we promise not to fall asleep or call the police .

You may not get a job out of it, but no one can accuse you of being of no interest to anyone else

This time next year Terry

I think I can see a slight flaw in the business model....

For £1k I'll explain it to you.

[DodgyAgent]

According to the font of all knowledge on matters concerning contractors, the great and good Denny , agencies are making a killing out of charging contractors for sending them for interviews.

Well I have just set up a franchise (pan european of course ) wherby for £50 you guys can go wherever you want in the EU for an interview (half hour only as there is only so much my guys can take )

Not only that, but you can talk about whatever you like and we promise not to fall asleep or call the police .

You may not get a job out of it, but no one can accuse you of being of no interest to anyone else

This time next year Terry