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Previously on "Looks like a turd can be polished after all"

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    It wasn't pitched at your poor cognitive level, so don't worry too much about it.
    If you go fishing with the wrong bait...

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    They can have the gammon, especially if it comes with pineapple. Why do people do that? If I can only manage one course, I'll have one course, not a main and dessert on the same plate.
    "I am not a bacon". No, that doesn't make sense. What language did you start out with? Or did you start quaffing early today?
    It wasn't pitched at your poor cognitive level, so don't worry too much about it.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    First they came for the bacon, and Mordac did not speak up, because he was not a bacon.
    Then they came for the gammon, and there was nobody left to speak up for Mordac.
    They can have the gammon, especially if it comes with pineapple. Why do people do that? If I can only manage one course, I'll have one course, not a main and dessert on the same plate.
    "I am not a bacon". No, that doesn't make sense. What language did you start out with? Or did you start quaffing early today?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    She wants to tax bacon, so her views on the Nazis are frankly secondary imo...
    First they came for the bacon, and Mordac did not speak up, because he was not a bacon.
    Then they came for the gammon, and there was nobody left to speak up for Mordac.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Caroline Lucas hates Nazis, so you must think Nazis do something right.
    She wants to tax bacon, so her views on the Nazis are frankly secondary imo...

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    Brexit: Latest as Boris Johnson tries to get MPs behind his deal - BBC News






    PS - scroll down a bit, and Caroline Lucas hates the deal as well (via Twatter) so it must be doing something right...
    Caroline Lucas hates Nazis, so you must think Nazis do something right.

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  • Mordac
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    Brexit: Latest as Boris Johnson tries to get MPs behind his deal - BBC News


    While some Labour MPs who are considering backing Boris Johnson's new deal have been told they won't be sacked from the party if they do, a leading party activist has suggested they will face consequences.

    Jon Lansman, who sits on Labour's national executive committee, has said MPs who vote for the deal will be replaced "with a new, socialist" candidate at the next election.

    BBC political correspondent Jessica Parker says "conversations have gone on" between the government and and some Labour MPs.


    PS - scroll down a bit, and Caroline Lucas hates the deal as well (via Twatter) so it must be doing something right...

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    That's a bit optimistic

    What has changed exactly from May's crap deal?

    Not only is there no bow tie on the turd, but it's become a bit diarrhoeal .

    Crucially, the UK is no longer in the CU at the EU's discretion (which theoretically could have been forever). And the DUP really don't like this one, so it must be better.
    But since you prefer turd-stirring to reading, everything's just a bit confusing for you.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    You mean the guys who're going to vote against it?



    Well done Brexiters, you've set up Britain for accelerated decline.
    Johnson's Surrender Deal hands over NI to EUSSR control. But Parliament may show the courage to vote against such abject national humiliation.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Maybe you could get someone to read it to you, or at least run you through some sort of feeble-minded pictorial version if such a thing exists? Maybe take a look at the DUP site for one?

    You mean the guys who're going to vote against it?



    Well done Brexiters, you've set up Britain for accelerated decline.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
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    What has changed exactly from May's crap deal?
    Maybe you could get someone to read it to you, or at least run you through some sort of feeble-minded pictorial version if such a thing exists? Maybe take a look at the DUP site for one?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    Don't hold back, shauny, - say what you think.
    That's a bit optimistic

    What has changed exactly from May's crap deal?

    Not only is there no bow tie on the turd, but it's become a bit diarrhoeal .

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    What exactly is it you imagine you should be thanking people for?

    Nobody on here with a brain larger than a niblet gives any credence to your scattered variety of opinions at the best of times, far less than over the topic of Brexit.

    Your only plus is the consistency with which you have failed to grasp any of the machinations of the issue.

    You remain, as ever, the biggest weed growing out of the dungheap that is the CUK Remaineratti.

    But don't ever stop.......you are comedy gold.

    Don't hold back, shauny, - say what you think.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I thang you!
    What exactly is it you imagine you should be thanking people for?

    Nobody on here with a brain larger than a niblet gives any credence to your scattered variety of opinions at the best of times, far less than over the topic of Brexit.

    Your only plus is the consistency with which you have failed to grasp any of the machinations of the issue.

    You remain, as ever, the biggest weed growing out of the dungheap that is the CUK Remaineratti.

    But don't ever stop.......you are comedy gold.

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  • sasguru
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    I thang you!

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