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Previously on "Looks like a turd can be polished after all"
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostThey can have the gammon, especially if it comes with pineapple. Why do people do that? If I can only manage one course, I'll have one course, not a main and dessert on the same plate.
"I am not a bacon". No, that doesn't make sense. What language did you start out with? Or did you start quaffing early today?
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostFirst they came for the bacon, and Mordac did not speak up, because he was not a bacon.
Then they came for the gammon, and there was nobody left to speak up for Mordac.
"I am not a bacon". No, that doesn't make sense. What language did you start out with? Or did you start quaffing early today?
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostShe wants to tax bacon, so her views on the Nazis are frankly secondary imo...
Then they came for the gammon, and there was nobody left to speak up for Mordac.
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostBrexit: Latest as Boris Johnson tries to get MPs behind his deal - BBC News
PS - scroll down a bit, and Caroline Lucas hates the deal as well (via Twatter) so it must be doing something right...
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Brexit: Latest as Boris Johnson tries to get MPs behind his deal - BBC News
While some Labour MPs who are considering backing Boris Johnson's new deal have been told they won't be sacked from the party if they do, a leading party activist has suggested they will face consequences.
Jon Lansman, who sits on Labour's national executive committee, has said MPs who vote for the deal will be replaced "with a new, socialist" candidate at the next election.
BBC political correspondent Jessica Parker says "conversations have gone on" between the government and and some Labour MPs.
PS - scroll down a bit, and Caroline Lucas hates the deal as well (via Twatter) so it must be doing something right...
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostThat's a bit optimistic
What has changed exactly from May's crap deal?
Not only is there no bow tie on the turd, but it's become a bit diarrhoeal .
But since you prefer turd-stirring to reading, everything's just a bit confusing for you.
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostYou mean the guys who're going to vote against it?
Well done Brexiters, you've set up Britain for accelerated decline.
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostMaybe you could get someone to read it to you, or at least run you through some sort of feeble-minded pictorial version if such a thing exists? Maybe take a look at the DUP site for one?
Well done Brexiters, you've set up Britain for accelerated decline.
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostT
What has changed exactly from May's crap deal?
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostWhat exactly is it you imagine you should be thanking people for?
Nobody on here with a brain larger than a niblet gives any credence to your scattered variety of opinions at the best of times, far less than over the topic of Brexit.
Your only plus is the consistency with which you have failed to grasp any of the machinations of the issue.
You remain, as ever, the biggest weed growing out of the dungheap that is the CUK Remaineratti.
But don't ever stop.......you are comedy gold.
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostI thang you!
Nobody on here with a brain larger than a niblet gives any credence to your scattered variety of opinions at the best of times, far less than over the topic of Brexit.
Your only plus is the consistency with which you have failed to grasp any of the machinations of the issue.
You remain, as ever, the biggest weed growing out of the dungheap that is the CUK Remaineratti.
But don't ever stop.......you are comedy gold.
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