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Previously on "No Deal food shortages - Christmas dinners canceled"

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    I will defer to your experience of eating MF.
    I never had the chance to munch on him, it was more of a working relationship, but one could never describe him as "fine dining"...

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    Trust me on this, famine is a far better choice...
    I will defer to your experience of eating MF.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Let them eat MF.
    Trust me on this, famine is a far better choice...

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  • Old Greg
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    Let them eat MF.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    We can eat foreigners. Its good for the planet.

    Got to be tastier than goose. I always far prefer turkey anyway. Turkey is so healthy too!
    Indeed. Vegan roast chicken....And it does grow on trees!

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    Let's see how literate you are in your third language?
    What, COBOL? Probably forgotten most of it...

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  • Eirikur
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    Has time shaved enough to change the fact that you're an illiterate, offensive, ignorant twat? Because that would need to be a hell of a shave.
    Let's see how literate you are in your third language?

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    Time shave reversed the only difference is, it will be chlorinated chicken this Christmas
    Has time shaved enough to change the fact that you're an illiterate, offensive, ignorant twat? Because that would need to be a hell of a shave.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    reaction from some brexiteer on BBC HYS



    Positive thinking that's what Boris wants!
    From whence the fook dost thou deduce such tulipe? Or art thou just a giant cock?

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  • Eirikur
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    We should've had a referendum
    Not needed there was the Munich agreement
    Munich Agreement - Wikipedia

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    We should've had a referendum
    Just one?

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Adolf wanted the UK to join him in a pact. The UK would have been better off agreeing to it.
    We should've had a referendum

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Adolf wanted the UK to join him in a pact. The UK would have been better off agreeing to it.
    Ah, so a lot like the EU then

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  • Eirikur
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    reaction from some brexiteer on BBC HYS

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    Posted by
    joepublic
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    Just now
    Bring it on ..... Project Fear moves on to food ....... have you seen the size of some of the people in this country, it’s an absolute disgrace they cannot control themselves. We NEED food shortages to help the people of this country !
    Positive thinking that's what Boris wants!

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by JohntheBike View Post
    when I was a child, we could only afford to eat a chicken on Christmas day. Times have changed.
    I can relate to that. We couldn't afford to give the cook and the maids a Christmas bonus so we gave then half a day off on Boxing day instead. Yours, Boris Johnson

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