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BrilloPad replied

11 April 2019, 08:54
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Mrs BP!

You friggin married again.

I marry more often than I change my socks.
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AtW replied

10 April 2019, 19:54
Adam Fleming on Twitter: "The #EUCO summit menu!… "
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Old Greg replied

10 April 2019, 19:52
Originally posted by AtW View Post

It’s a loaner...

Allegedly

Only the loanly.
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BR14 replied

10 April 2019, 19:45
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

FTFY

NYFD
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AtW replied

10 April 2019, 19:43
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Mrs BP!

You friggin married again.

It’s a loaner...

Allegedly
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DimPrawn replied

10 April 2019, 19:39
Originally posted by BR14 View Post

being an ugly bastard, i've always relied on a hankie that smells like chloroform

FTFY
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DimPrawn replied

10 April 2019, 19:38
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I had to bring in cake to work as I have just joined the dark side. One of the ones Mrs BP cooked was wartime caked. Totally vegan - no eggs. I will try to post the recipe sometime.

Mrs BP!

You friggin married again.
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shaunbhoy replied

10 April 2019, 19:33
How about Filet de Remain?

First take a large chicken.......then quickly remove the spine.

Place it in the oven until it is half-baked then change your mind and slide it out backwards.

Garnish with bullsh*t. And a huge pinch of salt.

Then try and convince your dinner guests that it was what they actually ordered.

Sorted.
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BR14 replied

10 April 2019, 18:34
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

That one thing about all those divorces. No money left.

I am left with my looks, intelligence and charm.....

being an ugly bastard, i've always relied on charm, wit and personality
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Old Greg replied

10 April 2019, 18:13
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greenlake replied

10 April 2019, 17:37
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

One of the ones Mrs BP cooked was wartime caked. Totally vegan - no eggs.

I'm sure she'd put this to great use....
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BrilloPad replied

10 April 2019, 12:53
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

50k won't go far. Better off hanging you on the alimony noose and hoping your luck picks up.

That one thing about all those divorces. No money left.

I am left with my looks, intelligence and charm.....
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AtW replied

10 April 2019, 12:53
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Now I am permanent I have death benefit of four times annual loans.

FTFY
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Old Greg replied

10 April 2019, 12:45
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Now I am permanent I have death benefit of four times annual salary.

50k won't go far. Better off hanging you on the alimony noose and hoping your luck picks up.
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Eirikur replied

10 April 2019, 09:58
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