Reply to: 39 Billion.

[minestrone]

As I'm Irish I can get away with these jokes.

[minestrone]

Who the fook would even consider doing something that stupid?

"The Irish"

[minestrone]

Can we phone some random numbers in Dublin.

"Hi Shane? you're not Shane? Would you like 5 grand?"

What's the answer going to be?

"I'll do the drive, back and side for 4k, boys will be round the morrow."

[Mordac]

A thousand quid for each UK tax payer? Police budget for 3 years?

I've got a novel idea, we offer it to Ireland in a lump sum, would pay off 30% of their national debt in one go.

Who the fook would even consider doing something that stupid?

[minestrone]

Can we phone some random numbers in Dublin.

"Hi Shane? you're not Shane? Would you like 5 grand?"

What's the answer going to be?

[minestrone]

This is a very generous offer.

[minestrone]

What really do they do in Ireland other than charge minimal corporation tax and not give us Father Ted anymore.

[minestrone]

Seriously, we could offer them the money.

Why has this not been countenanced before.

[AtW]

One grand per taxpayer is more than most got in savings

[chopper]

A thousand quid for each UK tax payer? Police budget for 3 years?

I've got a novel idea, we offer it to Ireland in a lump sum, would pay off 30% of their national debt in one go.

But what about the £55bn in lost tax revenue every year?

[minestrone]

We could leave the 39 billion in gold ingots under some location in the south coast. A series of puzzling question leads to its location, Merkel and Varadkar in yellow and pink jumpsuits.

"How many triggers did the Stasi give to the IRA?"

Merkel:

"I know this von"

Varadkar:

"I think these colours clash."

[minestrone]

I would give £39m to Ireland if they would shut Old Greg up.

He's probably in some bar right now clicking his fingers every 3 seconds.

[GreenMirror]

I would give £39m to Ireland if they would shut Old Greg up.

[minestrone]

I won't believe it unless I see it written on the side of a bus.

We could just get Dominic Grieve to amend the...

Loans to Ireland Act 2010 - Wikipedia

[minestrone]

A thousand quid for each UK tax payer? Police budget for 3 years?

I've got a novel idea, we offer it to Ireland in a lump sum, would pay off 30% of their national debt in one go.

I suppose it's not that novel, the Romans and The British got empires from divide and rule.