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And as soon as they take it out to make a call? Basically they're just ******* idiots...Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThe same metalwork that prevents microwaves escaping would also prevent the phones from beaconing, or being contactable from a cell. It's not so dumb.
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Mate, that beats them breaking into your house with knifes to get the keys from youOriginally posted by Mordac View PostYou might want to keep your car keys in the microwave - it'll stop tea-leaves from knicking your car without having to break into your - whatever it is you live in.
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But it could still record from mic (and camera) and send it out later when phone is out of microwave.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThe same metalwork that prevents microwaves escaping would also prevent the phones from beaconing, or being contactable from a cell. It's not so dumb.
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostA senior member of the European Research Group (ERG) of hardline Tory MPs has been urging his colleagues to buy microwaves for their parliamentary offices to stop Remainers and foreign spooks snooping on their talks, it has been reported.The Sunday Times said that Brexiteer MPs were being advised to place their mobile phones inside the microwaves during sensitive meetings to stop hi-tech surveillance.
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Access DeniedA senior member of the European Research Group (ERG) of hardline Tory MPs has been urging his colleagues to buy microwaves for their parliamentary offices to stop Remainers and foreign spooks snooping on their talks, it has been reported.The Sunday Times said that Brexiteer MPs were being advised to place their mobile phones inside the microwaves during sensitive meetings to stop hi-tech surveillance.
It is unclear whether Jacob Rees-Mogg knows what a microwave is.
One Conservative MP, advised to buy a microwave for her office, told paper: “Those MPs who have served in government know that it’s possible for British and foreign spies to eavesdrop on conversations when a mobile phone is turned on, so the Brexiteers are now being advised to take the precautionary step of installing a microwave in their offices to stop anyone listening into their calls.”
It added that ERG members were holding important meetings face to face and committing as little as possible to email.
Another MP was reported to have recently ended a call with a journalist when he heard “ambient noise changes” on the line, which he believed to be electronic surveillance rather than Parliament's notoriously ropey mobile reception.
Former Brexit secretary David Davis apparently used to keep his phone and iPad in a 'Faraday pouch', lined with layers of metal material and designed to prevent hacking while travelling, and at home secured them in a biscuit tin.Tags: None
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