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Previously on "NHS to get additional funding from Brexit dividend?"
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Originally posted by motoukenin View PostWe have a process in our software development called linting that strips out the one who cant keep up, just letting you know in case you come across it.
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Originally posted by motoukenin View PostCan you explain to the grown ups how you can get a dividend from an event that hasn't happened yet?
Originally posted by jamesbrown View PostI’m underwhelmed by your question but, if you call your carer, I’ll explain it to her. This budget covers the period through 2023, not the period through 2021 or today, so the last half of your question is moronic. Still, any NHS Brexit dividend is clearly utter bollocks. It’s as stupid as the idea that sas wouldn’t drown in his own dribble without a team of nurses.
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostAnd semi-gammon mince.
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostYou see, JB, with his post-modernist, non-rigorous, poly education is marginally more intelligent than the average cretins who infest this form.
As such, even though it took some effort on his part (he had to remove his shoes and socks to count > 10), he's worked out that the "Brexit Dividend" is as real as any of the other imaginary Brexit "benefits", hence his point-free post on this thread
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Originally posted by motoukenin View PostCan you explain to the grown ups how you can get a dividend from an event that hasn't happened yet?
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostYou see, JB, with his post-modernist, non-rigorous, poly education is marginally more intelligent than the average cretins who infest this form.
As such, even though it took some effort on his part (he had to remove his shoes and socks to count > 10), he's worked out that the "Brexit Dividend" is as real as any of the other imaginary Brexit "benefits", hence his point-free post on this thread
At the age of 23 I was team lead for a bunch of developers some twice my age and what I can tell you is although some people use flowery English language to express themselves, there is absolutely no correlation between that and their ability to come to logical conclusions, even though some people kid themselves that there is.
Could also be that being born in the North most people spoke plain English and were not pretentious enough to Google words and believe how clever they were to use them that seems to be a London thing.
The fact that I also speak German fluently and I am learning French as well contributes to the English Ex-Pat style its clear enough even for leaver morons to understand so get used to it, its going to be the future.Last edited by motoukenin; 20 June 2018, 08:44.
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Originally posted by motoukenin View PostCan you explain to the grown ups how you can get a dividend from an event that hasn't happened yet?
As such, even though it took some effort on his part (he had to remove his shoes and socks to count > 10), he's worked out that the "Brexit Dividend" is as real as any of the other imaginary Brexit "benefits", hence his point-free post on this thread
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Originally posted by jamesbrown View PostThis isn't Star Trek and I don't have a universal translator. You're going to need to port that from pidgin English.
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostCan't you understand it?
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Originally posted by motoukenin View PostSee leavers have been clapping and singing along to childrens programs this morning. No wonder there is so much fantasy in their cognisance.
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