Reply to: NHS to get additional funding from Brexit dividend?

[motoukenin]

Do they call you "lint" around the office?

No did you get beat up as a kid because you wanted to play croquet when they wanted to play football?

[jamesbrown]

We have a process in our software development called linting that strips out the one who cant keep up, just letting you know in case you come across it.

Do they call you "lint" around the office?

[motoukenin]

Can you explain to the grown ups how you can get a dividend from an event that hasn't happened yet?

I’m underwhelmed by your question but, if you call your carer, I’ll explain it to her. This budget covers the period through 2023, not the period through 2021 or today, so the last half of your question is moronic. Still, any NHS Brexit dividend is clearly utter bollocks. It’s as stupid as the idea that sas wouldn’t drown in his own dribble without a team of nurses.

We have a process in our software development called linting that strips out the one who cant keep up, just letting you know in case you come across it.

[jamesbrown]

And semi-gammon mince.

I wouldn't leave that hanging for too long. MF will be scratching his monitor and spraying it with ketchup.

[Old Greg]

I think that's the most intelligent thing you've ever said on here, you big semi-cretin.

And semi-gammon mince.

[sasguru]

Still, any NHS Brexit dividend is clearly utter bollocks.

I think that's the most intelligent thing you've ever said on here, you big semi-cretin.

[jamesbrown]

You see, JB, with his post-modernist, non-rigorous, poly education is marginally more intelligent than the average cretins who infest this form.
As such, even though it took some effort on his part (he had to remove his shoes and socks to count > 10), he's worked out that the "Brexit Dividend" is as real as any of the other imaginary Brexit "benefits", hence his point-free post on this thread

I think that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me, you big softy.

[jamesbrown]

Can you explain to the grown ups how you can get a dividend from an event that hasn't happened yet?

I’m underwhelmed by your question but, if you call your carer, I’ll explain it to her. This budget covers the period through 2023, not the period through 2021 or today, so the last half of your question is moronic. Still, any NHS Brexit dividend is clearly utter bollocks. It’s as stupid as the idea that sas wouldn’t drown in his own dribble without a team of nurses.

[motoukenin]

You see, JB, with his post-modernist, non-rigorous, poly education is marginally more intelligent than the average cretins who infest this form.
As such, even though it took some effort on his part (he had to remove his shoes and socks to count > 10), he's worked out that the "Brexit Dividend" is as real as any of the other imaginary Brexit "benefits", hence his point-free post on this thread

Having completed my Maths degree at the age of 19 I certainly don't need to take socks or shoes off.

At the age of 23 I was team lead for a bunch of developers some twice my age and what I can tell you is although some people use flowery English language to express themselves, there is absolutely no correlation between that and their ability to come to logical conclusions, even though some people kid themselves that there is.

Could also be that being born in the North most people spoke plain English and were not pretentious enough to Google words and believe how clever they were to use them that seems to be a London thing.

The fact that I also speak German fluently and I am learning French as well contributes to the English Ex-Pat style its clear enough even for leaver morons to understand so get used to it, its going to be the future.

[sasguru]

Can you explain to the grown ups how you can get a dividend from an event that hasn't happened yet?

You see, JB, with his post-modernist, non-rigorous, poly education is marginally more intelligent than the average cretins who infest this form.
As such, even though it took some effort on his part (he had to remove his shoes and socks to count > 10), he's worked out that the "Brexit Dividend" is as real as any of the other imaginary Brexit "benefits", hence his point-free post on this thread

[motoukenin]

This isn't Star Trek and I don't have a universal translator. You're going to need to port that from pidgin English.

Can you explain to the grown ups how you can get a dividend from an event that hasn't happened yet?

[Old Greg]

Didn't you understand me?

Yes. I was expressing surprise.

[jamesbrown]

Can't you understand it?

Didn't you understand me?

[Old Greg]

This isn't Star Trek and I don't have a universal translator. You're going to need to port that from pidgin English.

Can't you understand it?

[jamesbrown]

See leavers have been clapping and singing along to childrens programs this morning. No wonder there is so much fantasy in their cognisance.

This isn't Star Trek and I don't have a universal translator. You're going to need to port that from pidgin English.