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Previously on "Any plans for the weekend?"

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  • jamesbrown
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Maybe you can create a safe space in the shadow.
    The light is on, but nobody's home.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
    It goes some way to reducing the productivity gap between you and your self-image.
    Maybe you can create a safe space in the shadow.

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  • jamesbrown
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    If it makes you feel better about yourself.
    It goes some way to reducing the productivity gap between you and your self-image.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
    Could I borrow an Alp to partially obscure your ego?
    If it makes you feel better about yourself.

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  • jamesbrown
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Push him down an Alp.
    Could I borrow an Alp to partially obscure your ego?

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  • jamesbrown
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    Originally posted by motoukenin View Post
    Ok so you cant answer the Brexit questions how about this when making a marzipan tardis do I use a swiss roll or a batenburg cake as a base?
    You strike me as more of a puff pastry.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by motoukenin View Post
    Ok so you cant answer the Brexit questions how about this when making a marzipan tardis do I use a swiss roll or a batenburg cake as a base?
    Push him down an Alp.

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  • motoukenin
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    Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
    Assembling these words into a sentient order would warrant a Ph.D. from sas' alma mater, the University of Mince.
    Ok so you cant answer the Brexit questions how about this when making a marzipan tardis do I use a swiss roll or a batenburg cake as a base?

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  • jamesbrown
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    It is the ill-educated version.
    The Old Greg to your nlady?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
    It wasn't a quote, you numpty. But here's one from your own link.
    It is the ill-educated version.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
    Ordinarily, the mood is so dour.
    I've had my fun. That's all that matters.

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  • jamesbrown
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Nice for me.
    Ordinarily, the mood is so dour.

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  • jamesbrown
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    It wasn't a quote, you numpty. But here's one from your own link.

    He has no one to blame but himself; he was hoisted by his own petard.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
    Even with you there?
    Nice for me.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
    Negatory.
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hois...his_own_petard

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