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It goes some way to reducing the productivity gap between you and your self-image.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostIf it makes you feel better about yourself.
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Could I borrow an Alp to partially obscure your ego?Originally posted by Old Greg View PostPush him down an Alp.
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You strike me as more of a puff pastry.Originally posted by motoukenin View PostOk so you cant answer the Brexit questions how about this when making a marzipan tardis do I use a swiss roll or a batenburg cake as a base?
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Ok so you cant answer the Brexit questions how about this when making a marzipan tardis do I use a swiss roll or a batenburg cake as a base?Originally posted by jamesbrown View PostAssembling these words into a sentient order would warrant a Ph.D. from sas' alma mater, the University of Mince.
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The Old Greg to your nlady?Originally posted by Old Greg View PostIt is the ill-educated version.
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Ordinarily, the mood is so dour.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostNice for me.
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It wasn't a quote, you numpty. But here's one from your own link.Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
He has no one to blame but himself; he was hoisted by his own petard.
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hois...his_own_petardOriginally posted by jamesbrown View PostNegatory.
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