Brexit: The lie that keeps on giving

[Mordac]

It just goes to show that anyone will look at a thread with the word Brexit in it even though they complain about all the Brexit threads

No, it means we have to keep checking up on you when you claim that something to do with Brexit is a lie. It usually isn't, you see. And if this sort of thing passes for "funny" in your strange little world, it just goes to show you've been in Germany far too long.

[darmstadt]

All it shows is that you are a crashing bore and a dimwit. All of which was already painfully apparent.

HTH

I see day release has once again made a mistake with the paperwork

[shaunbhoy]

It just goes to show that anyone will look at a thread with the word Brexit in it even though they complain about all the Brexit threads

All it shows is that you are a crashing bore and a dimwit. All of which was already painfully apparent.

HTH

[darmstadt]

It just goes to show that anyone will look at a thread with the word Brexit in it even though they complain about all the Brexit threads

[TestMangler]

That's all written in foreign mate. Can you translate it to the Brexiter's preferred language (American) ?

[OwlHoot]

dumbstadt must have started on the sauce before the Sun was over the yardarm. Tut tut

[Platypus]

Ivanka Trump's first fashion company was sued for copying a purity shoe (left foot only) made by FashionIkon in Transylvania. Now Ivanka Trump Collections ™ is in hot water with the Vatican and the true believers of the miracle of the shroud of Turin for the way ITC uses an image of the shroud.

ITC had already raised a few eyebrows with the "Restore Your Faith In Her Face" fashion line, which has a picture of the famous shroud on expensive socks, scarves and T-shirts (CrucifixTee $ 112 MSRP). That in itself is no big deal: even in Turin, Italy, home to the remnants of the shroud, you can buy hats, puzzles, and coffee mugs with an image of the shroud.

The problems came about when Ivanka his fashion company "strategically" placed the sacred image on a bikini (Ivankini ™ MSRP $ 279) - that kept it in line with Pope Francis, Catholics, and vampires everywhere.

Vatican Spokesman, monsignor Stacy Oleg, expressed his amazement to reporters while accidentally admitting to the existence of a secret Vatican security force. "You would think Ivanka would have at least sent us a few samples from their line - I mean for the Sisters of Maria who often have to work undercover in civilian clothes."

So monsignor Oleg his admission of the existence of the Sisters of Joanna really an accident - whether it is a warning to Ivanka and others who may abuse the privilege of reproducing sacred images for profit?
Ivanka his legions of her father, his former lawyers (at least still pays their) fault a rogue designer for the Ivankini, they also claim the designer to retire after Venezuela and has since died.
After major chains such as Drecker's, Marcy's, and even Scam his club Ivanka dropped his line, consumers flocked to dollar stores to snap up items from Ivanka his "Faith" collection, some collectors bought any Ivankini ™ in stock.

Brexit? WTF?
In fact, nvm Brexit. Just WTF?

[moggy]

my eyes..

[darmstadt]

Earste Ivanka Trump syn moade bedriuw waard oanklage foar it kopiearjen fan in keinens shoe (lofts foet allinne) makke troch FashionIkon yn Transsylvaanje. No Ivanka Trump Collections ™ is yn hjit wetter mei it Fatikaan en de wiere leauwigen fan it wûnder fan 'e shroud fan Turyn foar de wize ITC brûkt in byld fan it shroud.

ITC hie al opsmiten in pear wynbrauwen mei it "Set Jo Faith Yn Har Face" moade line, dat hat in byld fan 'e ferneamde shroud op te duur sokken, sjaaltsjes en T-shirts (CrucifixTee $ 112 MSRP). Dat op himsels is gjin grutte deal: sels yn Turyn, Itaalje, thús oan de restanten fan 'e shroud, kinne jo keapje hats, puzzels, en kofje mokken mei in ôfbylding fan it shroud.

De problemen kaam oer doe't Ivanka syn moade bedriuw "strategysk" skeat de hillige ôfbylding op in bikini (Ivankini ™ $ 279 MSRP) - dat stuts der in line mei paus Franciscus, katoliken, en fampiers oeral.

Vatican Wurdfierder, monsignor Stacy Oleg, ferwurde syn ferbjustering oan ferslachjouwers wylst by ûngelok tajout oan it bestean fan in geheim Fatikaanstêd feiligens krêft. "Jo soenen tinke Ivanka soe hawwe op syn minst stjoerde ús in pear fan gebrûk út harren line - ik bedoel foar de Susters fan Joanna dy't faak hawwe te wurkjen undercover yn sivile klean."

Sa wie monsignor Oleg syn talitting fan it bestean fan de Susters fan Joanna echt in ûngemak - of is it in warskôging oan Ivanka en oaren dy't miskien misbrûk fan it foarrjocht fan reproducing hillige bylden foar de winst?
Ivanka syn legioenen fan har heit syn eardere abbekaten (se op syn minst noch pays harren) skuld in skarlún ûntwerper foar de Ivankini, se ek oanspraak meitsje de ûntwerper mei pensjoen nei Fenezuela en is sûnt stoar.
Nei grutte keatlingen lykas Drecker 's, Marcy' s, en sels Scam syn klup sakke Ivanka syn line, konsuminten swommen nei dollar winkels te snap up items fan Ivanka syn "Leauwe" kolleksje, guon sammelers kocht elke Ivankini ™ yn foarried.

Neffens samler Chip Konami it wie in echte kâns.

"Ik tink desennia fan no de Invanka Bikini sil in echte finster yn 'e tiden dy't wy no wenje yn. Ek as de wearde nea ferheget, dat ik soarte fan twifel, wannear kinne jo keapje in stikje skiednis foar in dollar?"

Honestly and really?