Reply to: Expense policy to clarify

[TheFaQQer]

Cardiff City - Giggs is a fan, and is from Cardiff

Oh no - now I've confirmed that I am Bluebird.

For the record, I'm also Spartacus and AndyW.

I am not CD or SAS though.

[TheFaQQer]

Blue bird, why on earth have you got a pic of giggs in that shirt! whats that team out of interest

Cardiff City - Giggs is a fan, and is from Cardiff

[BA to the Stars]

Blue bird, why on earth have you got a pic of giggs in that shirt! whats that team out of interest

Bluebird could be a clue (the nickname of Cardiff City).

As for Giggs, possibly wishful thinking but then again with Fowler and Hasselbank in their side it may not seem so daft if Giggs fancies going home for the last few years of his footballing life

[andy-moo]

Blue bird, why on earth have you got a pic of giggs in that shirt! whats that team out of interest

[andy-moo]

Don't get a receipt off the seller, after all, dispensation = no receipt

Hevra

Don't set them off! you do need a receipt just incase HMRC decide to investigate you (unlikely by the way). Dispensation means your accountancy doesnt have to list all the expenses on a form called a P11D. Just saves them administration burdens.

[Hevra]

and no doubt claim the VAT back as well....

Don't get a receipt off the seller, after all, dispensation = no receipt

Hevra

[jackdee]

you are in cohorts with yourself - and I want my fiver back [now].

btw - what the f is a cohort ?

a group of individuals with some characteristics in common.

so maybe he meant your both *********. haha iam kiddin

[Bluebird]

No idea, but you can buy one on eBay, I'm sure.

(And it's a business expense, it says so on my dispensation)

and no doubt claim the VAT back as well....

[TheFaQQer]

you are in cohorts with yourself - and I want my fiver back [now].

btw - what the f is a cohort ?

No idea, but you can buy one on eBay, I'm sure.

(And it's a business expense, it says so on my dispensation)

[Bluebird]

you are in cohorts with yourself - and I want my fiver back [now].

btw - what the f is a cohort ?

[TheFaQQer]

For the record I do as little as possible, for as much money as possible, as close to home as possible.

OMG - you are me!

I'll claim my £5 from myself, then!

[oracleslave]

For the record I do as little as possible, for as much money as possible, as close to home as possible.

Me too

[Bluebird]

Nope, wrong again. I have no idea what Bluebird does, or where (although we have had a private discussion about an agency). We are no more cohorts than I am with anyone else on this site, your good self included.

For the record I do as little as possible, for as much money as possible, as close to home as possible.

[TheFaQQer]

and i too think that FAQ, bluebird are cohorts

Nope, wrong again. I have no idea what Bluebird does, or where (although we have had a private discussion about an agency). We are no more cohorts than I am with anyone else on this site, your good self included.

[TheFaQQer]

going to these sites in a way puts the usuall routine of eating at a reasonable time out the window. I might stop at a Mcdonalds or something because of this. I can claim that as i would usually eat at a normal time if i was at my usuall place of workm, as well as mileage expenses. Thats all i was trying to say, maybe could have gone into more depth.

Best of luck with it - you could claim that you ate it on the moon (with additional travel costs), but it's not us you would need to convince.

I'd rather just work the extra 20 minutes to get my £26, and know it's clear and I won't have to argue it with HMRC.