She is buried under my patio - next to andyw.
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(ed: sung to "Oh, Come All Ye Faithful")
Why are we waiting,
Could be mas***bating,
Oh, why are we waiting,
So f**k-ing long.
Why are we waiting,
Could be fornicating,
Oh, why are we waiting?
Oh, why are we waiting?
Oh, why are we waiting,
So f**king long!
(repeat until janie arrrives)Comment
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You come back in my life
Singing the same old tune
You can say what you like
But I'm not listening to you
You can't hurry my post
Or change my mind
I'll decide in my own sweet time
JaneyComment
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Knock, knock, knock
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Originally posted by MayContainNuts View PostDoctor!!!
Hang on! Thats not right is it?Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostSpeaking of which, I managed to record the last 10 mins of that Septic Holmes thing last night, which annoyed me a tad.
Never mind, it's on again tonight at 8pm on Living.Comment
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