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Therapist huh. Who knew?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'm on a dry period. My therapist says I become nasty on more than a case of wine.
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Would you like to see my portfolio?"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostTherapist huh. Who knew?
I read that and wondered how long it'd take before it got commented on..
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of therapy? or Remy Martin? or cases of wine?Originally posted by scooterscot View PostWould you like to see my portfolio?
... or just your portfolio
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Oh by the way, he said he's had to move your double session on Thursday to Friday and do you mind paying last months bill.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostTherapist huh. Who knew?
Thx
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOh by the way, he said he's had to move your double session on Thursday to Friday and do you mind paying last months bill.
Thx

good comeback
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Yep. MeOriginally posted by LightshipMF and SY01 have the same therapist????
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that cat still arouses me. Can we work on this in the next session?Originally posted by Zippy View PostYep. Me
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Nothing more confusing than talking about your problems to a giant pussy!Originally posted by Zippy View PostYep. Me
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