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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Thankfully I have far, far more interesting things to do with my spare time.Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostIf you'd ever watched Battlestar you'd understand
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Butterface - Everything but her face.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI beg your pudding?
Lol.
If you put a paperbag over her, shed be fine.Comment
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I think I prefer the Cylons too, but at least you could imagine some Viper grease covered, post battle stress relieving rumpy pumpy with Ms "in the" Sackhoff.
Although I would probably end up with some quite violent machine interfacing with the Cylon with me inevitably shouting out "careful with me banjo string, toaster" or summink.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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