If you were cuk admin for a day what would you do?

[DiscoStu]

I'd invite Andyw and Chico back, just for comedy value

[cailin maith]

Here’s one for you; what if the person sitting the IQ test is more intelligent than the people who wrote the IQ test? Surely the dimwits can’t think of questions that will work?

Maybe thats the reason I am tulip at them, I'm actually really clever, just no one knows it

I'd invite Andyw and Chico back, just for comedy value

nutter!

[BrilloPad]

I'd invite Andyw and Chico back, just for comedy value

Didn't andyw come back as LordLucan?

And Chico is not banned - he just seems to be away. Maybe on a mission to spread the good news?

[Diver]

You have to work out what the letters represent in the question and answer the question.
eg. 0 is 24 Hours in a Day = True

0 24 H in a D
1 26 L of the A
2 7 D of the W
3 7 W of the W
4 12 S of the Z
5 66 B of the B
6 52 C in a P (WJs)
7 13 S in the USF
8 18 H on a G C
9 39 B of the O T
10 5 T on a F
11 90 D in a R A
12 3 B M (S H T R)
13 32 is the T in D F at which W F
14 15 P in a R T
15 3 W on a T
16 100 C in a R
17 11 P in a F (S) T
18 12 M in a Y
19 13=UFS
20 8 T on a O
21 29 D in F in a L Y
22 27 B in the N T
23 365 D in a Y
24 13 L in a B D
25 52 W in a Y
26 9 L of a C
27 60 M in a H
28 23 P of C in the H B
29 64 S on a C B
30 9 P in S A
31 6 B to an O in C
32 1000 Y in a M
33 15 M on a D M C

[Pinto]

Ok, I'll start:

1 26 letters of the alphabet.

[EternalOptimist]

I would introduce an in-post dictionary, and an apostophe-iser.

That would really be one in eye for the pedants'.

And I would make it compulsory for all alleged female members to provide booby-based-evidence

[BrilloPad]

You have to work out what the letters represent in the question and answer the question.
eg. 0 is 24 Hours in a Day = True

0 24 H in a D
1 26 L of the A
2 7 D of the W
3 7 W of the W
4 12 S of the Z
5 66 B of the B
6 52 C in a P (WJs)
7 13 S in the USF
8 18 H on a G C
9 39 B of the O T
10 5 T on a F
11 90 D in a R A
12 3 B M (S H T R)
13 32 is the T in D F at which W F
14 15 P in a R T
15 3 W on a T
16 100 C in a R
17 11 P in a F (S) T
18 12 M in a Y
19 13=UFS
20 8 T on a O
21 29 D in F in a L Y
22 27 B in the N T
23 365 D in a Y
24 13 L in a B D
25 52 W in a Y
26 9 L of a C
27 60 M in a H
28 23 P of C in the H B
29 64 S on a C B
30 9 P in S A
31 6 B to an O in C
32 1000 Y in a M
33 15 M on a D M C

28 is a good one

23 pairs of chromosomes in the Human Body. took me days to figure that out.....

[Ravello]

0 24 H in a D Hours in a Day
1 26 L of the A Letters of the Alphabet
2 7 D of the W Days of the Week
3 7 W of the W Wonders of the World
4 12 S of the Z Signs of the Zodiac
5 66 B of the B Books of the Bible?
6 52 C in a P (WJs) Cards in a Pack (without jokers)
7 13 S in the USF Stripes in the United States Flag
8 18 H on a G C Holes on a Golf Course
9 39 B of the O T Books of the Old Testament
10 5 T on a F Toes on a Foot
11 90 D in a R A Degrees in a Right Angle
12 3 B M (S H T R) Blind Mice (See How They Run)
13 32 is the T in D F at which W F Temperature in Degrees Fahrenheit at which Water Freezes
14 15 P in a R T ??
15 3 W on a T Wheels on a Tricycle
16 100 C in a R Cents in a Rand
17 11 P in a F (S) T ??
18 12 M in a Y Months in a Year
19 13=UFS Unlucky For Some
20 8 T on a O Tentacles on an Octopus
21 29 D in F in a L Y Days in February in a Leap Year
22 27 B in the N T Books in the New Testament
23 365 D in a Y Days in a Year
24 13 L in a B D ??
25 52 W in a Y Weeks in a Year
26 9 L of a C Lives of a Cat
27 60 M in a H Minutes in an Hour
28 23 P of C in the H B Pairs of Chromosomes in the Human Body
29 64 S on a C B Squares on a Chess Board
30 9 P in S A Provinces in South Africa
31 6 B to an O in C ??
32 1000 Y in a M Years in a Millennium
33 15 M on a D M C ??

[Diver]

28 is a good one

23 pairs of chromosomes in the Human Body. took me days to figure that out.....

It was one of the 21 I got

[cailin maith]

I got 31 - even before Diver gave me the answers....

I wish my ex husband hadn't got me so into Cricket