Farts

[SueEllen]

Women fart.

Farting is natural.

Most but not all women fart in the private or when they are no blokes around.

Big deal.

Guys get over it.

Otherwise we will have a "nice" discussion about hair removing since we've already had a discussion about periods.

[darmstadt]

My missus farts like a trooper some evenings, I'm sure she's swallowed a brass band sometimes

[The Lone Gunman]

Women make these tiny little pops, the only time you notice is when in spoon position. Pity. I like ladies' bodily functions me.

Mrs gunman farts like a trooper and is proud of it.
She also deflates over night, I reckon she loses 2" off her ample waistline whilst sleeping. Sometimes the duvet hovers sometimes it is blown clear across the room.

[hyperD]

Wife refused to believe that she farts while asleep so I recorded it. I sneaked a couple of pieces of onion and garlic into her evening meal, contrary to "banned foodstuffs while at work during the week rule" #16 and my sneakiness was rewarded with a couple of clusterfarts.

She was absolutely furious with me for recording her while asleep.

You just can't win, m'lud.

[shelby68]

Wife refused to believe that she farts while asleep so I recorded it. I sneaked a couple of pieces of onion and garlic into her evening meal, contrary to "banned foodstuffs while at work during the week rule" #16 and my sneakiness was rewarded with a couple of clusterfarts.

She was absolutely furious with me for recording her while asleep.

You just can't win, m'lud.

I'm surprised you didn't already know you can never win being married