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Originally posted by cojak View PostNo, we love you Lady Muck, you're posher (and more sensible) than us and we appreciate you getting down with the riff-raff occasionally.
Anyway back to work...
Fink yer better than us, eh? You TARRRTTTTT!!!!
It's Deja-vu all over again!
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COME ON THEN - YOU FILTHY MUPPETS. I'LL RIP YOU A NEW ONE.
EVERY
SINGLE
ONE
OF
YOU.
ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
* Rips off shirt with great bravado *"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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<points at MM>Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostCOME ON THEN - YOU FILTHY MUPPETS. I'LL RIP YOU A NEW ONE.
EVERY
SINGLE
ONE
OF
YOU.
ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
* Rips off shirt with great bravado *
Look!! Women's nipples...
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post<points at MM>
Look!! Women's nipples...

ooooooo...you said nipples!!!!!
It's Deja-vu all over again!
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opps - sorryOriginally posted by KathyWoolfe View Postooooooo...you said nipples!!!!!
MM - you have women's chapal hat pegs...Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View PostNo, we love you Lady Muck, you're posher (and more sensible) than us and we appreciate you getting down with the riff-raff occasionally.
Anyway back to work...
Fink yer better than us, eh? You TARRRTTTTT!!!!
I am neither posh nor sensible, it must be because I have never met any of you that you make such a mistake!!Comment
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