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Carpe Pactum
(does fuzzy logic tickle?)Comment
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1000110"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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An young man, on his first visit to a big city decides to go visit
the local whore house. A little while later he starts to feel sick.
He goes to see a doctor of internal medicine.
The doctor examines him and says, "Well son, I don't know how to tell
you this, but you've got a bad case of Syphilis, Gonorrhea, and about
12 other things I can't spell. I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you
this medicine. It'll make you get better but it'll also cause your dick
to shrivel up and disappear. It's going to cost you $1000."
This doesn't make our friend very happy so he goes and sees a surgeon.
The surgeon examines him and says "Sorry, but it looks like a nice mix of
Syphilis, Gonorrhea, and a few other things to boot. Afraid I'm going to
have to cut your dick off and charge you $2000."
By this time the guy is desperate so he goes to see a doctor of holistic
medicine. The doctor examines him and comes to essentially the same
conclusion as the other doctors: an advanced case of V.D. However, his
approach to the problem is designed to save the patient unnecessary expense,
trauma, and worry: "Look, just go home and eat lots of good food, get plenty
of rest, and gets lots of sunshine and fresh air. Wait about two weeks and
your dick will fall off all by itself."Comment
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evening allComment
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"What kind of job do you do?" a lady passenger asked the man traveling
in her compartment.
"I'm a naval surgeon," he replied.
"Goodness!" said the lady, "How you doctors specialize these days."Comment
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You've heard the definition of a drug: any substance which, when
injected into a laboratory animal, produces a publication.Comment
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This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors and has
the thing done. A couple of weeks later he was talking to one of his old
buddies about it. "Gee, it must have really hurt when they shot all that
silicon into your chest to make your breasts." "Not really, I hardly felt
it." "Well, it must have really hurt when they chopped off your manhood!"
"Nope, I didn't really feel it either. The only thing that really hurt
was when they drilled a hole in my skull and sucked out half my brain."Comment
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