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    Own Brand Condoms

    Saw this on another forum - thought it might bring out some good suggestions.......

    Rich tea condoms - a ****'s too wet without one
    Minstrel condoms - melt in your mouth not in your hand
    pringles's condom - once you pop you can't stop
    Mars bar condoms - a **** a day helps you work, rest & play

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    A quick google brought these

    Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
    Tesco Condoms - every little helps
    Nike Condoms - Just do it.

    Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
    Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
    KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
    Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
    Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.

    Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
    Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
    Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
    Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop

    Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
    Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide
    @#%$ condoms - no comment required.
    Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

    Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
    Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
    Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
    Renault condoms - size really does matter!

    Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
    Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
    Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (Please)

    Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
    Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
    AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
    Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal
    Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!!

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