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World's strangest rules
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Strangest rule:
Do feck all in your life, other than spawn countless feral gits, and get a house and lolly.
Work and pay your way, and be drained dry by the State.
I'm feeling a bit Right Wing this afternoon.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostAnd very impressive it is...
How much did it cost your client?
I finished work at 7 am this morning, went to my digs, drew it then and uploaded it, then drove home, now posting this comment.
so to answer your question it cost them fek all.
just like this post!
but not the ones made this morning before 7am.Comment
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Originally posted by richard-af View PostStrangest rule:
Do feck all in your life, other than spawn countless feral gits, and get a house and lolly.
Work and pay your way, and be drained dry by the State.
I'm feeling a bit Right Wing this afternoon.Comment
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7. In Chester, Welshmen are banned from entering the city before sunrise and from staying after sunset.
Only because English women prefer Welsh menConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View Post7. In Chester, Welshmen are banned from entering the city before sunrise and from staying after sunset.
Only because English women prefer Welsh menComment
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The welsh were known as the men of the longbow. not just the one that shot arrows
Probably get banned for thisConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by fzbucks View PostCareful you'll be meeting up with CD for that drink
Drink with CD? I don't drink my own urine, so I don't think he'd be interested!Comment
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Rule 10 applies to horse drawn brewers drays with two or more horses. So don’t try it with your car!"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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