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    #11
    Reminds me: did Rebecca Loos and the pig ever date?

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      #12
      Originally posted by richard-af
      Reminds me: did Rebecca Loos and the pig ever date?

      eh?
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #13
        Ah - another CUK coupling.....
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #14
          Originally posted by cailin maith
          eh?
          Rebecca Loos: Erstwhile Posh & Becks nanny, who spilt her guts to anyone who'd listen (and pay) about her affair with Goldenballs. Uber whore, and pig semen expert.

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            #15
            Originally posted by cailin maith
            Someone please tell me something exciting to perk up this cr*ppy friday afternoon!
            You as well, Count yourself lucky. I am stuck copying clients website applications to a new server and setting them up. It would be more interesting to be bored up a tree!

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              #16
              Originally posted by richard-af
              Rebecca Loos: Erstwhile Posh & Becks nanny, who spilt her guts to anyone who'd listen (and pay) about her affair with Goldenballs. Uber whore, and pig semen expert.
              Great, thanks for clearing that up for me.... she had a big nose too!
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #17
                Originally posted by zathras
                You as well, Count yourself lucky. I am stuck copying clients website applications to a new server and setting them up. It would be more interesting to be bored up a tree!
                If the tree's on Hampstead Heath, you may be in luck.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by richard-af
                  If the tree's on Hampstead Heath, you may be in luck.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Swiss Tony
                    .......................
                    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
                    (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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                    ......................
                    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
                    (What about that pig??)
                    Good point. What's the point of a 30 minute orgasm if you don't enjoy it?

                    Then again, if you are shagging a pig I don't suppose you would enjoy it...

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                      #20
                      A cat's urine glows under a black light.
                      Eh? WTF is a black light then?

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