Snakes & Ladders

[richard-af]

2. Snake... back to 1. Bah!!

[Old Greg]

2. Snake... back to 1. Bah!!

Get a grip man.

Two - up to square 3.

[richard-af]

My mistake. Where am I then?

[richard-af]

Oh and steer clear of square IR35.

[Old Greg]

Oh and steer clear of square IR35.

No, I meant get a grip as in stop rolling bad throws and getting us down the snake. You got us to 1. I rolled a two to square 3. Just realised that we've only got 1 counter between us. Probably best.

[richard-af]

OK - you keep count. What f--- square am I on now, then?

[richard-af]

Are you saying we are playing as if one player? No way! I'm my own work-dodging man, I'll have you know.

[Old Greg]

OK - you keep count. What f--- square am I on now, then?

3 - calm down, it's only a game.

[richard-af]

OK - just so we're clear!

4. 1-2-3-4. Oh! A wormhole in the space-time continuum - I'm now in Queen Elizabeth I's bedroom. Hope I get an even number next to get back - the bed looks comfy, but she doesn't.

[Old Greg]

OK - just so we're clear!

4. 1-2-3-4. Oh! A wormhole in the space-time continuum - I'm now in Queen Elizabeth I's bedroom. Hope I get an even number next to get back - the bed looks comfy, but she doesn't.

Three - up her patchwork quilt to a lovely picture of a swan. Up the swan's neck to an embroidered rose.