Originally posted by XTC
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How do you accidentally jam your c0ck in your desk at work?
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Originally posted by XTC
Thats quite impressive...I'd struggle to trap mine in anything further away than my zip...and even that would be a stretch on a cold dayProperty advisor for the people
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Cock jam? Is that why Lucifer's pickled conserves are so tsaty?
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Oh, you know, coding in a "loose fitting dressing gown", that sort of thing.Originally posted by SallyAnneHow do you accidentally jam your c0ck in your desk at work?
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I was in early and feeling frisky. So nicked my colleagues hand mosituriser that she leaves on her desk, I lubed up the sides of the draw and closed it on my schlong creating a make shift v@gina. But I slipped and hurt poor Stanley.Originally posted by SallyAnneHow do you accidentally jam your c0ck in your desk at work?Comment
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Probably the same way I jammed mine into my secretary.Originally posted by SallyAnneHow do you accidentally jam your c0ck in your desk at work?
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.Comment
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Good job you weren't trying to recreate the SA experience otherwise you'd have had to kick the double doors open and wave it around in mid air...Originally posted by XTCThe squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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My servers, desktops, laptops, switches, hubs and routers are working so perfectly fine (cuz I'm so F**kin' good at my job) I'm spending my time reading sh1te about c0ck-jamming!Originally posted by sasguru
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
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Originally posted by ChurchillProbably the same way I jammed mine into my secretary.
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
Ahem...you slipped and fell?
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