**** me no-one else has said it, Vanessa Feltz. I would love to bust her one in the chops. I'm getting rage just thinking about her. I'm off to the bogs for an angry w*nk.
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russell brand"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Agreed. Essex man of course.Originally posted by DodgyAgentNoel Edmonds
Alan Sugar. I really would twat that guy if he came into my local pub and started throwing his weight around.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Keith Chegwin - can't stand the tw@t, has no morales in TV will do anything for workOriginally posted by KyajaeGraham Norton (sorry, Lord of the Rings, geddit?) That would wipe the camp smirk off his kisser.Comment
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Originally posted by ContractInKeith Chegwin - can't stand the tw@t, has no morales in TV will do anything for work
Bit like me will Code for a rate!!threenine.co.uk
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Originally posted by freakydancerCraig David - c**t.
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Originally posted by XTC**** me no-one else has said it, Vanessa Feltz. I would love to bust her one in the chops. I'm getting rage just thinking about her. I'm off to the bogs for an angry w*nk.
Well they do say love is close to hate."If it floats, flies, or f***s, lease it." - Evel Knievel when he wasn't jumping buses or womenComment
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Come on son, you need to get out more. There are far more irritating f*ckers out there than him. Vanessa Feltz for example.Originally posted by freakydancerCraig David - c**t.Comment
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