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    #id
    Aprocryphal probably:

    Lady to Winston: You're drunk.
    Winston to Lady: Well tomorrow I'll be sober, but you'll still be ugly ...
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #id
      Alexander the Great - sought out the great pilosopher Diogenes (who in true cynical style was at that point living in a large tub or barrel). Alexander (then the most powerful man on the planet) asked Diogenes if there was anything he could do for him. Diogenes replied:

      Yes, you're blocking the Sun - get out of the way.

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        #id
        How about the Earl of Sandwich to John Wilkes:

        "Wilkes, you will die either on the gallows or of the pox"

        and Wilkes replied:

        "That depends, my Lord, on whether I emrace your Lordship's principles - or your mistress!"

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          #id
          Originally posted by DS23
          How about the Earl of Sandwich to John Wilkes:

          "Wilkes, you will die either on the gallows or of the pox"

          and Wilkes replied:

          "That depends, my Lord, on whether I emrace your Lordship's principles - or your mistress!"

          Wasn't he the bloke that presented You've been Framed for a while. Robbie Williams' mate I think.
          Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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            #id
            management summary please ?
            SA says;
            Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

            I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

            n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
            (whatever these are)

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              #id
              Originally posted by n5gooner
              management summary please ?
              656 / 2077

              31%

              not bad considering the lack of activity. mainly brought on by removal of expected opportunity at w/e to make up the difference and realisation that i needed to er... do some work.

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                #id
                Getting more here, to get me above 30 posts
                Married

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                  #id
                  18 to go
                  Married

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                    #id
                    17 to go
                    Married

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                      #id
                      16 to go
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