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    OFFICIAL:
    Are there any women here today?

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      CROWD:
      No. No. No. No...

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        OFFICIAL:
        Very well. By virtue of the authority vested in me--
        [CULPRIT WOMAN stones MATTHIAS]

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          MATTHIAS:
          Oww! Lay off! We haven't started yet!

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            OFFICIAL:
            Come on! Who threw that? Who threw that stone? Come on.

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              CROWD:
              She did! She did! He did! He! He. He. Him. Him. Him. Him. He did.

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                CULPRIT WOMAN:
                Sorry. I thought we'd started.

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                  OFFICIAL:
                  Go to the back.

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                    CULPRIT WOMAN:
                    Oh, dear.

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                      OFFICIAL:
                      Always one, isn't there? Now, where were we?

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