Women get "High" by chatting!!

[sasguru]

You have to be really good at some things.

Like being a cunning linguist?

[Bagpuss]

More to the point, if they don't enjoy it that much what can be done to get them to really enjoy it and want it all the time???

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says,
"I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet
dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman
enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just
love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went
to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend
time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a
big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she
tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide
which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new
shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a
pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a
pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She
must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think

she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she
doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine,
honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is
all dear, let's go to the cashier."


I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I
don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled, "WHAT?"

then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man
enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me,
I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things
I buy you?"

[Lucy]

Like being a cunning linguist?

maybe, talking is nice

[sasguru]

maybe, talking is nice

Yes a facility with languages is always useful - or what the Christians call "talking in tongues"

[Ardesco]

Come on then ladies, tell us what we have to do you make you really tingle.


(I take no responsibility if some members of the forum use this information to give themselves pleasure rather than the ladies in thier life....)

[Lucy]

I think I have already made that fairly clear.

[SallyAnne]

Come on then ladies, tell us what we have to do you make you really tingle.


(I take no responsibility if some members of the forum use this information to give themselves pleasure rather than the ladies in thier life....)

I'll stay quiet on this one I think - a lass cant talk about sex without sounding like a right slapper. Unless she's talking to other lasses!

Edit: Oops, not you Lucy - I meant graphic descriptions

[Lucy]

It's okay, I get to be a chavvy slapper here. Fun.

[Ardesco]

I think I have already made that fairly clear.

One of those "If you don't know or haven't worked it out by now you should have dammit!!" answers hey

When will women realise that us blokes don't get subtle hints and need to be blatantly told outright?

[SallyAnne]

One of those "If you don't know or haven't worked it out by now you should have dammit!!" answers hey

When will women realise that us blokes don't get subtle hints and need to be blatantly told outright?

I'm sure Paula, Nina, Lola and co will be glad to talk you lot through it