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Holding port for 7PM Tonight - England leave world cup with ZERO points

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    #41
    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Mario Balotelli walks into the airport in Rio and sees Wayne Rooney and Iker Casillas standing there. He asks, "why haven't you gone home yet?" and they reply, "we're waiting for Ronaldo."
    And?

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      #42
      Originally posted by Gittins Gal View Post
      And?
      Wayne Rooney - England...knocked out
      Mario Balotelli - Italy...knocked out
      Iker Casillas - Spain...knocked out
      Ronaldo - Portugal...could possibly be knocked out tomorrow if Germany - USA is a draw

      Obviously not following the world cup are you?
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #43
        Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
        Wayne Rooney - England...knocked out
        Mario Balotelli - Italy...knocked out
        Iker Casillas - Spain...knocked out
        Ronaldo - Portugal...could possibly be knocked out tomorrow if Germany - USA is a draw

        Obviously not following the world cup are you?
        Why would they be waiting on Ronaldo though? They will be going on different planes to different destinations.


        FAIL

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          #44
          Originally posted by Unix View Post
          Why would they be waiting on Ronaldo though? They will be going on different planes to different destinations.


          FAIL
          Darmstadt, is now the time to post a photo of whatever car you're driving?

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            #45
            Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
            Wayne Rooney - England...knocked out
            Mario Balotelli - Italy...knocked out
            Iker Casillas - Spain...knocked out
            Ronaldo - Portugal...could possibly be knocked out tomorrow if Germany - USA is a draw

            Obviously not following the world cup are you?
            Yes, I had gathered all the above.

            And I assumed that was what you were getting at.

            Though I felt it was a little weak.

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              #46
              Originally posted by Antman View Post
              Darmstadt, is now the time to post a photo of whatever car you're driving?
              Still this for a couple more weeks:

              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #47
                Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                Still this for a couple more weeks:

                I bet you get all the chicks!

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Unix View Post
                  I bet you are a pimp and a drug dealer!
                  FTFY

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                    Still this for a couple more weeks:

                    Quick quick Threaded must have hacked someones account again!
                    Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                    No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by Unix View Post
                      I bet you get all the chicks!
                      Nope, just one is good enough for me
                      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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