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    #41
    I bet Chico is a 'Team Player' ........shudder




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      #42
      Uranium Enrichment for dummies is selling well in Iran.

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        #43
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist
        I bet Chico is a 'Team Player' ........shudder




        Imagine those little, impromptu team prayer sessions when the deadline is approching.

        You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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          #44
          Microsoft paperclip

          Is this how Microsoft's Paperclip came about?
          The paperclip was originally designed with a very clever statistical algorithm that made it superb at only popping up when people really needed help.

          Then someone in marketing said that since it was a major new feature, it should be made to pop-up much more often so people would know it was there.

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            #45
            Microsoft paperclip

            Is this how Microsoft's Paperclip came about?


            Hi! It looks like you're posting on the CUK Bulletin Board.

            Do you...
            1. Want to abuse someone?
            2. Steal someone's avatar?
            3. Start a pointless feckin poll?
            4. Correct another poster's spelling or grammer?
            5. Want me to feck off and leave you alone?

            You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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              #46
              Originally posted by bogeyman


              Hi! It looks like you're posting on the CUK Bulletin Board.

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              you forgot

              Can I explain the difference between a fall in house price inflation and a fall in house prices?
              I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!?

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                #47
                Originally posted by Numptycorner
                you forgot

                Can I explain the difference between a fall in house price inflation and a fall in house prices?



                Hey! It looks like you've got your hand up my ass!

                Do you...

                1. Want to remove it! Like right now!

                You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by bogeyman


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                  grammar

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
                    grammar
                    Damn you Devil!

                    I put that there to see if Fleetwood was awake.

                    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by DaveB
                      Platts Dictum :
                      "Managing programmers is like herding cats."

                      Grahams Corollary :
                      "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your comupter."
                      Concatenation : the process of glueing one cat's nose to another cat's tail.
                      Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                      threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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