How to be German in 25 easy steps

**Paddy** · 30 April 2014, 15:16

Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post

FAIL, no mention of invading Poland

You mean liberating German speakers from the baby eating drunken Polish

**expat** · 30 April 2014, 16:02

Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

Germany is the one where everybody wears Liederhosen and plays in an oompah band?

What do they sing, Donald where's yer trousers?

**stek** · 30 April 2014, 16:13

Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

Germany is the one where everybody wears Liederhosen and plays in an oompah band?

Dirndl for girls isn't it?

**Troll** · 30 April 2014, 16:33

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ..... nice

**Troll** · 30 April 2014, 16:35

Can't beat a bit of heaving bodice clad bosoms.... back in 5 mins

**barrydidit** · 30 April 2014, 18:32

Originally posted by Troll View Post

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Troll again.

Anyone?

**scooterscot** · 30 April 2014, 20:58

I wear my skirt during oktoberfest. The ladies love it.

**petergriffin** · 1 May 2014, 07:03

Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

I wear my skirt during oktoberfest. The cleaning ladies love it.

FTFY

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