I have no title for this

[Scruff]

How Kafkaesque...

[MarillionFan]

How Kafkaesque...

Is that Ian Beales cafe in German?

[BrilloPad]

You need a mistress. I recommend getting one that is 90% straight and 10% lesbian. Then you can have a threesome with her and her georgeous mate.

[Mich the Tester]

Yes perhaps but I think that time of my life has come and gone. My life is now too stable and apathetic, a daily treadmill to nowhere - so when something out of the ordinary comes up it shakes the foundations I thought were so safe and so right. She's come to work here, thinks what a nice home I have, what a comfortable life I have, looking at my beautiful kids playing in the garden, looking at my perfect life. I'm thinking I want to get out of here.

It's midday, the sun is shining. I offer her lunch, she refuses. I make it for her anyway and she eats. It's like no one's ever done anything for her.

But we carry on. I can't leave. I suppose, we make our own demons.

Sounds like you need one of MTT's world renowned MTFU courses. If it works for Suity...

[doodab]

You say you have kids. Are you married?

Do you really want all that grief for the opportunity to feel like you've "saved" some poor unfortunate? Do you think a relationship based on her undying gratitude is either likely or likely to work out?

Sounds like very shaky ground to me...

[mudskipper]

You say you have kids. Are you married?

Do you really want all that grief for the opportunity to feel like you've "saved" some poor unfortunate? Do you think a relationship based on her undying gratitude is either likely or likely to work out?

Sounds like very shaky ground to me...

Sounds like a fantasy to me. Which is fine as long as fantasy doesn't become obsession...

[doodab]

Sounds like a fantasy to me. Which is fine as long as fantasy doesn't become obsession...

I doubt very much if she see's herself as someone who needs saving anyway. I would have thought she'd be quite offended to find out someone thought of her like that. I know I would.

[speling bee]

I doubt very much if she see's herself as someone who needs saving anyway. I would have thought she'd be quite offended to find out someone thought of her like that. I know I would.

Are you saying she's beyond help?

[doodab]

Are you saying she's beyond help?

It seems she's fairly capable of helping herself.

[Platypus]

I think the correct title is 'Mid-life Crisis'

Get over it before you do something inappropriate, wreck your marriage and shock this young girl with some sort of advance that is probably the furthest thing from her mind.

I hate to tell you, but she's probably thinking what a nice man you are, just like old uncle Joe or grandpa Schmit used to be, and that's it.

Trust me